I am a fu[/i]cktard and a pus[/i]sy, and I got the brilliant idea to come and talk to you about my ***-hair.
We were having a discussion, you see, over in FFXI Main, about ***-hair. One fellow said he braided his, for special occasions.
I thought that was a clever idea.
They said, though, that ***-hair discussions didn't fly in the Asylum, and I thought maybe it was just too unpalatable of a topic because, perhaps, Asylumites have none.
I began to wonder if that was the secret to inclusion here.
However, shaving gives me ***-pimples, and plucking them just makes me cry.
Edited, Fri Jan 20 16:58:36 2006 by Tenmiles
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my ladyfriend is perfectly happy to pop my asspimples and pluck ingrown asshair
I think she's somewhat obsessive about ingrown hairs
Edited, Fri Jan 20 16:56:21 2006 by Danalog
I think she's somewhat obsessive about ingrown hairs
Edited, Fri Jan 20 16:56:21 2006 by Danalog
Do what now?
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I am a fu[/i]cktard and a pus[i]sy, and I got the brilliant idea to come and talk to you about my ***-hair.
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However, shaving gives me ***-pimples, and plucking them just makes me cry.
You gotta go with the hair removal cream dumbass. You should know by now never to put a sharp object near where your boyfriend is going to be fu[/i]cking you later. It's just plain inconsiderate.
[i]Edited, Fri Jan 20 17:03:12 2006 by Stunted
Is this going to be one of those things where a bunch of FFXI people post here and a bunch of Forum=4 people post in the FFXI forum and we all call each other poo-heads?
'Cause I gotta leave early today from work.
'Cause I gotta leave early today from work.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Is this going to be one of those things where a bunch of FFXI people post here and a bunch of Forum=4 people post in the FFXI forum and we all call each other poo-heads?
'Cause I gotta leave early today from work.
'Cause I gotta leave early today from work.
I'll have to check in over the weekend then to clear my inbox of people complaining about cross-pollination and karma drops then, damn.
Do what now?
plus, I don't get the goddamn bunny. I've seen it in sigs everywhere, in any MMO with bios, and I don't understand why you'd want one around?
so it's not a total thread hijack... bunnies give me ingrown asshairs
so it's not a total thread hijack... bunnies give me ingrown asshairs
Do what now?
Tenmiles wrote:
I am a fu[/i]cktard and a pus[/i]sy, and I got the brilliant idea to come and talk to you about my ***-hair.
We were having a discussion, you see, over in FFXI Main, about ***-hair. One fellow said he braided his, for special occasions.
I thought that was a clever idea.
They said, though, that ***-hair discussions didn't fly in the Asylum, and I thought maybe it was just too unpalatable of a topic because, perhaps, Asylumites have none.
I began to wonder if that was the secret to inclusion here.
However, shaving gives me ***-pimples, and plucking them just makes me cry.
Edited, Fri Jan 20 16:58:36 2006 by Tenmiles
We were having a discussion, you see, over in FFXI Main, about ***-hair. One fellow said he braided his, for special occasions.
I thought that was a clever idea.
They said, though, that ***-hair discussions didn't fly in the Asylum, and I thought maybe it was just too unpalatable of a topic because, perhaps, Asylumites have none.
I began to wonder if that was the secret to inclusion here.
However, shaving gives me ***-pimples, and plucking them just makes me cry.
Edited, Fri Jan 20 16:58:36 2006 by Tenmiles
/sigh
Shaving your *** makes you a fuc[/b]ktard and crying when you pluck out the hairs makes you a pus[/b]sy. I don't have either problem because mine were all permanently burned off in the fire of '76.
The secret to inclusion here is don't be a complete fuc[/b]king moron and/or make "we" laugh.
Tenmiles wrote:
I am a fu[/i]cktard and a pus[/i]sy, and I got the brilliant idea to come and talk to you about my ***-hair.
Why is it covered in joyjuice from the Pansexual MoogleFu[/u]ckers festival at the Ramada Inn last night in Sandusky Ohio?
Two gay guys are having sex:
Bret: I wish your chest hair was longer.
Ray: Really sweetie? I'll go to the doctors tomorrow.
At the docs:
Ray: Help me doc! My BF wants me to have more chest hair. He says it turns him on.
Doc: I don't know of any medicines that can help you here but, I've heard rubbing Vaseline on your chest might help. It's worth a shot at least.
Ray: I'll pick up a tub of the stuff.
Later that evening while having gay sex:
Bret: Why the hell is your chest covered in Vaseline?
Ray: Well the doc said that it might help me grow more chest hair.
Bret: You moran! If that worked you would have a pony tail growing out your as[/b]shole.
Edited, Fri Jan 20 17:51:21 2006 by fenderputy
Bret: I wish your chest hair was longer.
Ray: Really sweetie? I'll go to the doctors tomorrow.
At the docs:
Ray: Help me doc! My BF wants me to have more chest hair. He says it turns him on.
Doc: I don't know of any medicines that can help you here but, I've heard rubbing Vaseline on your chest might help. It's worth a shot at least.
Ray: I'll pick up a tub of the stuff.
Later that evening while having gay sex:
Bret: Why the hell is your chest covered in Vaseline?
Ray: Well the doc said that it might help me grow more chest hair.
Bret: You moran! If that worked you would have a pony tail growing out your as[/b]shole.
Edited, Fri Jan 20 17:51:21 2006 by fenderputy
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plus, I don't get the goddamn bunny. I've seen it in sigs everywhere, in any MMO with bios, and I don't understand why you'd want one around?
so it's not a total thread hijack... bunnies give me ingrown asshairs
so it's not a total thread hijack... bunnies give me ingrown asshairs
The slight variations on it were mildly humerous when I saw it, and I haven't thought of anything unique or funny to put in my sig. I'm just too apathetic to think of something original.
Say something funny and I'll sig it Dana.
I'm not your goddamn monkey to be funny on command!
that better be good enough
that better be good enough
Do what now?
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I'm not your goddamn monkey to be funny on command!
that better be good enough
that better be good enough
I give it a C-, but it's better than what I have now so it works.
I grow quite a bit of *** hair; I've considered braiding it and weaving it into a flap over my crack.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Tenmiles wrote:
I am a fu[/i]cktard and a pus[/i]sy
First step to a cure is always admitting your problem.
But in all honesty
Tenmiles wrote:
However, shaving gives me ***-pimples, and plucking them just makes me cry.
Wax it (and I mean that literally not figuratively). Hair grows in softer so your boyfriend won't be complaining as much about *** hair in his mouth. And ingrown hair becomes less of a problem.
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
plus, I don't get the goddamn bunny. I've seen it in sigs everywhere, in any MMO with bios, and I don't understand why you'd want one around?
so it's not a total thread hijack... bunnies give me ingrown asshairs
so it's not a total thread hijack... bunnies give me ingrown asshairs
Maybe it's time to mow the lawn, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Tenmiles wrote:
I am a fu[/i]cktard
I pointed this out a couple months ago. You then showed the fact that you were a true "puss" by crying in a most FFXI worthy manner. I started to think better of you after you stormed out and had the sense not to return. Alas I see that you have only let the sand sit and irritate your ****** all this time to the point where you are now actually bleeding from your e-vag.
Kudos for your consistency, you f[b][/b]ucking waste of bandwidth.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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Why is it covered in joyjuice from the Pansexual ************* festival at the Ramada Inn last night in Sandusky Ohio?
I think that question contains its own answer.
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You then showed the fact that you were a true "puss" by crying in a most FFXI worthy manner. I started to think better of you after you stormed out and had the sense not to return.
You'll have to link to refresh my memory. This crying and storming doesn't sound at all like me.
Anyway, let's hear about your ***-hair.
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plus, I don't get the goddamn bunny. I've seen it in sigs everywhere, in any MMO with bios, and I don't understand why you'd want one around?
so it's not a total thread hijack... bunnies give me ingrown asshairs
so it's not a total thread hijack... bunnies give me ingrown asshairs
As for why people are keeping things like "this is bunny - copy paste - durrr" I think it actually originated on this site cause this is the first place I had seen it and now it's everywhere on the net. Congratulations, you have your very own pandemic.
Personally, I first saw it on EVE Online forums
But I don't tend to read forums with numbers higher than 4 on allakhazam.... they scare me.
But I don't tend to read forums with numbers higher than 4 on allakhazam.... they scare me.
Do what now?
Tenmiles wrote:
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Why is it covered in joyjuice from the Pansexual ************* festival at the Ramada Inn last night in Sandusky Ohio?
I think that question contains its own answer.
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You then showed the fact that you were a true "puss" by crying in a most FFXI worthy manner. I started to think better of you after you stormed out and had the sense not to return.
You'll have to link to refresh my memory. This crying and storming doesn't sound at all like me.
Anyway, let's hear about your ***-hair.
Are you certain because I will look it up?
You got in a tiff about something and stormed out. It would just be better if you said "I dont recall, I was so emotional at the time" rather than say "didnt happen i dare you to prove it!!!". Because in the end I will just use the search function, throw it up for all to see and we will have to put up with you having a hissy fit all over again. I know ffxi people are fond of beating a dead horse but I didnt know they had a hard on for emasculation and humiliation?
Edited, Fri Jan 20 18:36:58 2006 by bodhisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bored much, bhodi?
you're certainly on a roll today
you're certainly on a roll today
Do what now?
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
bored much, bhodi?
you're certainly on a roll today
you're certainly on a roll today
It just seems that way because I have been laying low after a run in a with a certain skeeterphile. Plus I have no patience for FFXI girls with sandy vaginas and the need to weep on my forum.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
bored much, bhodi?
you're certainly on a roll today
you're certainly on a roll today
That fu[b][/b]cking guy never forgets anything....
jeez.. smack your kid one time.....
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
But I don't tend to read forums with numbers higher than 4 on allakhazam.... they scare me.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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But I don't tend to read forums with numbers higher than 4 on allakhazam.... they scare me.
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Forum=1 ftw!
You guys got it all wrong. It's all about the Forum=-4, the Bizzaro Asylum.
In fact, it's so Bizzaro I fuc[i][/i]king misspelled Asylum in the first post ever there.
(Any forum you precede with a - will come up as that forum, just completely empty)
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Are you certain because I will look it up?
You got in a tiff about something and stormed out
You got in a tiff about something and stormed out
Please do. I let premium lapse. I need your help, Bodhi.
Now, stop dodging the issue and tell us about your ***-hair.
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