On a ziggurat beset by evil, a world of changing colors and a place where spinning discs could fly, there was one willing to risk it all...
Orlando Bloom...
Jeremy Irons...
Charlize Theron in...
Q*Bert: the Movie
I'd watch it
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
What was that old arcade game where you had to climb buildings? Was it just Climber, or something like that?
Anyway, that would make a sweet movie. /nod
Anyway, that would make a sweet movie. /nod
Pac-man the movie!
With nude love scenes with Ms. Pac-man. You know where she takes off her bow.
With nude love scenes with Ms. Pac-man. You know where she takes off her bow.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
What was that old arcade game where you had to climb buildings?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Rampage?
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Be Jealous
[14:24] nLoD: so it can't be all that hard can it?!
14:25] Pikko: obviously for magi it was really hard.. all the time
WoW: Retired
Uncleleo - 80 Undead Warlock Earthen Ring
Kishio - 80 Blood Elf Priest Earthen Ring
Elainebennis - 80 Blood Elf Death Knight Gul'dan
EQ2: Retired
Ishio - 80 Kerran Shadowknight - Crushbone
Ishiu - 26 Ogre Defiler - Crushbone
Ishias - 36 Conjy - Crushbone
Nerstinna - 16 Warden - Crushbone
>:3
Be Jealous
[14:24] nLoD: so it can't be all that hard can it?!
14:25] Pikko: obviously for magi it was really hard.. all the time
WoW: Retired
Uncleleo - 80 Undead Warlock Earthen Ring
Kishio - 80 Blood Elf Priest Earthen Ring
Elainebennis - 80 Blood Elf Death Knight Gul'dan
EQ2: Retired
Ishio - 80 Kerran Shadowknight - Crushbone
Ishiu - 26 Ogre Defiler - Crushbone
Ishias - 36 Conjy - Crushbone
Nerstinna - 16 Warden - Crushbone
>:3
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
What was that old arcade game where you had to climb buildings? Was it just Climber, or something like that?
Anyway, that would make a sweet movie. /nod
Anyway, that would make a sweet movie. /nod
Rampage. I heard a rumor that was going to be a movie awhile back. Nothing so far.
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the worst movie would have been just like that except no bare tit shots.
Wait wait wait...wait......wait...............wait.....
There's bare tit shots?
Rental.
How about a movie based off that one E.T. game for the Atari?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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How about a movie based off that one E.T. game for the Atari?
It would never work.
Unless the alien could somehow make a kids bike fly, that would be sweet.
Peter Jackson should make a movie called PONG.
No, no, no...
And you guys are supposed to be geeks.
The game had two "handles" that you used to simulate climbing up skyscrapers, while people closed windows on your fingers, or threw flower pots on your head to try and knock you off. The only objective in the game was to get to the top of the building.
I know I'm older than most all of you, but no one remembers this game?
And you guys are supposed to be geeks.
The game had two "handles" that you used to simulate climbing up skyscrapers, while people closed windows on your fingers, or threw flower pots on your head to try and knock you off. The only objective in the game was to get to the top of the building.
I know I'm older than most all of you, but no one remembers this game?
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Jophiel wrote:So it's got to be at least as good as Mario Bros: the Movie.
Or Streetfighter. Or Double Dragon.
Or Streetfighter. Or Double Dragon.
Or Mortal Kombat. Or Final Fantasy: Spirits Within. Or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
xtremereign wrote:
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Jophiel wrote:So it's got to be at least as good as Mario Bros: the Movie.
Or Streetfighter. Or Double Dragon.
Or Streetfighter. Or Double Dragon.
Or Mortal Kombat. Or Final Fantasy: Spirits Within. Or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I swear to gods that I'm going to eviscerate the next person bad mouthing FF:TSW because they felt it was supposed to be based on the games. "OMGZ, WHERE WAS CLOUDZ?! I WANT MY SEPHIROTH CLONE!!!"
Even if the movie didn't tie into any of the other FF's, (a moot point since only X-2 is a true sequel to any of the original story lines) the visuals, the acting, and the story itself were quite good, and if it weren't for idiot FFVII fan boys slamming it because it wasn't what they (the fan boys) hyped it up to be, arguably (but IMHO) it would have done considerably better.
Mortal Kombat I agree on, there's no way you can make a movie on something that has such little plot to begin with.
And /slap for the comment about TMNT.
The first one was awesome. The sequels, not so much (ok, honestly they sucked. Putting anti-mutant formula in donuts?!). But the first one, which was based on the comics, was very well done, in acting, choreography, and the props/suits.
Althrun the Silent wrote:
xtremereign wrote:
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Jophiel wrote:So it's got to be at least as good as Mario Bros: the Movie.
Or Streetfighter. Or Double Dragon.
Or Streetfighter. Or Double Dragon.
Or Mortal Kombat. Or Final Fantasy: Spirits Within. Or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I swear to gods that I'm going to eviscerate the next person bad mouthing FF:TSW because they felt it was supposed to be based on the games. The movie sucked
***. It had nothing to do with Final Fantasy. It didn't even have a sword or a spell. Waiting ...
I've called it in, you're..... 5th on that person's list.
A Boy and his Blob could be a stellar movie.
Hey, I like Mortal Kombat. It had good fight scenes, and they knew that it was cheesy. I also like TMNT. But it's true that the sequels to both sucked ***.
To the OP about Bloodrayne.. Lets just be honest you went and saw the movie for Kristianna Loken and the other girl's vampire/***** sex scene that's supposedly in it. Anything that Uwe Boll (the director) touches is immediately turned to steaming piles of horse shit. IE: House of The Dead, After Dark, well hell here's his list of movies and also upcoming, read in horror and sadness:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/
You had high expectations after Anderson pooped on RE1?
Yes it's been done, it's called King Kong vs Godzilla..Had an USA version where Kong won, and a Japanese version where Godzilla won.
This movie sucked ***, it was a 2hr videogame that I couldn't find the pause button to get my money back. Here's to praying that FF7:AC is decent.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/
Jophiel wrote:
I've mentioned this before but...
Zombies = Cool
Hot chicks = Cool
Guns = Cool
And, yet, Resident Evil II = ***.
Zombies = Cool
Hot chicks = Cool
Guns = Cool
And, yet, Resident Evil II = ***.
You had high expectations after Anderson pooped on RE1?
Soracloud wrote:
Rampage. I heard a rumor that was going to be a movie awhile back. Nothing so far.
Yes it's been done, it's called King Kong vs Godzilla..Had an USA version where Kong won, and a Japanese version where Godzilla won.
Althrun wrote:
I swear to gods that I'm going to eviscerate the next person bad mouthing FF:TSW because they felt it was supposed to be based on the games.
This movie sucked ***, it was a 2hr videogame that I couldn't find the pause button to get my money back. Here's to praying that FF7:AC is decent.
Sindarek wrote:
You had high expectations after Anderson pooped on RE1?
Yet, they both still sucked.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well be glad to know Joph that the suckage shall continue since they are finishing up RE3 for ya.
Sindarek wrote:
Althrun wrote:
I swear to gods that I'm going to eviscerate the next person bad mouthing FF:TSW because they felt it was supposed to be based on the games.
This movie sucked ***, it was a 2hr videogame that I couldn't find the pause button to get my money back. Here's to praying that FF7:AC is decent.
If you want to hate a movie because of it's own merits, I have no qualm with that, as everybody is entitled to their own opinions- I just have issues with the twats who hate on FF:TSW because it was nothing like the games that Square had made before that.
and FF:AC is going to be like watching an extra long cutscene from the end of VII, I'm afraid. That's really all it boils down to, very little original material to it.
Wait wait wait...wait......wait...............wait.....
There's bare tit shots?
Rental.
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lots of bare tits, and borderline softcore **** to boot. the only 5 minute section in the film that held any interest at all.
im guessing **** films are where he found the rest of the actors also. it was almost like watching one without the sex.
There's bare tit shots?
Rental.
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lots of bare tits, and borderline softcore **** to boot. the only 5 minute section in the film that held any interest at all.
im guessing **** films are where he found the rest of the actors also. it was almost like watching one without the sex.
I've seen Advent Children, and if you liked the game then the first notes of music will take you back. It was more of a nostalgia trip for me than anything else... seeing old favorites in action.
And I don't care if she is a cartoon... Tifa has big jugs.
And I don't care if she is a cartoon... Tifa has big jugs.
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How about a movie based off that one E.T. game for the Atari?
why not?
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