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How many of you actually play Puzzle Pirates, and on what server?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Take this lame sh[i][/i]it to the game forums.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Pirates suck.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Have you seen the new pirate movie?
It's rated Arrrrhhhhhh.
*crickets*
Cue tired Pirate Joke
Avast! Who put saaand in the vaseline?
It'll be a rough passage tonight!
Avast! Who put saaand in the vaseline?
It'll be a rough passage tonight!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I fu[i][/i]cking hate you guys sometimes.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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I fu[/b]cking hate you guys sometimes.
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edit: fu[b]cking chat filter
Edited, Mon Jan 16 14:47:39 2006 by Pandorra
I play! I'm on one of the premier servers.
How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?!
A Buck-an-ear! HAHAHAHAHA.
You love me really.
Nexa
A Buck-an-ear! HAHAHAHAHA.
You love me really.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Hehe.
What are the vowels in the Pirate Alphabet?
A, E, I, O, U, and somtimes Aaaarrrrr...!
ok. that one's a lot more funny when spoken and intoxicated. preferable with hand motions as well...
What are the vowels in the Pirate Alphabet?
A, E, I, O, U, and somtimes Aaaarrrrr...!
ok. that one's a lot more funny when spoken and intoxicated. preferable with hand motions as well...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
So a pirate walks into a bar...
...and he has a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. Bartender goes, "Hey... uhh... why, exactly do you have a steering wheel hanging off your willy?"
The pirate responds, "Yarr, it's driving me nuts!"
Forgive me.
...and he has a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. Bartender goes, "Hey... uhh... why, exactly do you have a steering wheel hanging off your willy?"
The pirate responds, "Yarr, it's driving me nuts!"
Forgive me.
Yarrr, Avast me 'earties!
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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I go do the puzzles when really bored. I just log in...didn't know I was on any particular server?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
A Pirate walks into a Bar, the The Barkeep instantly notices a steering wheel pertruding from the Pirates pants, he asks him, hey buddy, whats with steering wheel?
"Arrgh thar driving me nuts!"
"Arrgh thar driving me nuts!"
/cue crickets
Soracloud the Irrelevant wrote:
A Pirate walks into a Bar, the The Barkeep instantly notices a steering wheel pertruding from the Pirates pants, he asks him, hey buddy, whats with steering wheel?
"Arrgh thar driving me nuts!"
"Arrgh thar driving me nuts!"
I want you to think about what you've done. Now go to your room!
Sixteen men on a dead man's chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
(Captain) Avast there mates, ye're sailin' with Long John Black Beard, Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Hook, scourge of the bounding main. Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas, ha, ha, ha! What say ye we hoist the Jolly Roger, heel over the yonder Spanish galleon. Lay a few broadsides agin' her timers, swing over on these here lanyards with our cutlasses in our teeth cut 'em to ribbons and split the booty. What say ye to that, me hearties? Heh! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
(Twit) I don't like it....
(Captain) You don't like it?
(Twit) I don't like it and I don't wanna do it. It's tacky,...tacky, tacky...and don't look at me that way
(Captain) Well, if you don't like it, what do you want?
(Twit) I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance
(Captain) You want to sing and dance, heh! You don't like plundering, aye? Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh? Rubies, emeralds and pearls, gold doubloons and British sovereigns. Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and jewels, necklaces and bracelets of every shape and size, fit for the crown heads of Europe, aye? And all buried in a pirate's chest and I just happen to know where. How about that me bloodthirsty buckos, heh? Ha, ha, ha!
(Twit) I don't like it.....
(Captain) You don't like it?
(Twit) I don't like it and I don't want it....
(Captain) He don't want it
(Twit) And I won't do it...I'm an artiste
(Captain) An artiste, well mister artiste, what do you want?
(Twit) I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance
(Captain) Now, listen hear! This ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show, you know for some little flittin' tinkerbell. This here be a black-hearted pirate ship and I would have you keel-hauled if you weren't me own flesh and blood you little twit! So you don't like plunderin' aye?.....
(Twit) I don't like it.....
(Captain) And you don't want no treasurin' ah?.....
(Twit) I don't want it.....
(Captain) And you probably don't want no groggin' and revelin' and wrenchin' and rummin' either I suppose?
(Twit) Well, deep down....you want to know the truth? It's not me, I don't want it.....
(Captain) Well, what do you want...as if I didn't already bleein know?
(Twit) I want to sing and dance and.....
(Captain) I know, I know...and wear your tight little shiny pants. Huh! Okay...we'll all sing and dance (pirates grumble)... I said we'll all sing and dance (pirates grumble)... Or you'll walk the plank,...one - two - free
(Twit) I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance
(Twit) I like it....I like it
(Captain) I kinda like it me own self
(Twit) Thought you would
Sixteen men on a dead man's chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
(Twit) I don't like rum...
(Captain) You don't like rum?
(Twit) Well no, actually...well, I might like a little Perrier
(Captain) A little Perrier?
(Twit) With a lime in it...
(Captain) A lime in it?..... He wants a lime in it.....
(Twit) Well, do you have any Escargot?
(Captain) Escar..what?
(Twit) What's the soup today?...
(Captain) Soup!?
(Twit) Might have a bit of a salad too!...
(Captain) Well, how about a bleeding fingerbowl?
(Twit) Maybe a croissant!...Is that right? Those French make everything so hard! Why didn't they just call it a bun?
(Captain) Avast there mates, ye're sailin' with Long John Black Beard, Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Hook, scourge of the bounding main. Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas, ha, ha, ha! What say ye we hoist the Jolly Roger, heel over the yonder Spanish galleon. Lay a few broadsides agin' her timers, swing over on these here lanyards with our cutlasses in our teeth cut 'em to ribbons and split the booty. What say ye to that, me hearties? Heh! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
(Twit) I don't like it....
(Captain) You don't like it?
(Twit) I don't like it and I don't wanna do it. It's tacky,...tacky, tacky...and don't look at me that way
(Captain) Well, if you don't like it, what do you want?
(Twit) I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance
(Captain) You want to sing and dance, heh! You don't like plundering, aye? Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh? Rubies, emeralds and pearls, gold doubloons and British sovereigns. Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and jewels, necklaces and bracelets of every shape and size, fit for the crown heads of Europe, aye? And all buried in a pirate's chest and I just happen to know where. How about that me bloodthirsty buckos, heh? Ha, ha, ha!
(Twit) I don't like it.....
(Captain) You don't like it?
(Twit) I don't like it and I don't want it....
(Captain) He don't want it
(Twit) And I won't do it...I'm an artiste
(Captain) An artiste, well mister artiste, what do you want?
(Twit) I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance
(Captain) Now, listen hear! This ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show, you know for some little flittin' tinkerbell. This here be a black-hearted pirate ship and I would have you keel-hauled if you weren't me own flesh and blood you little twit! So you don't like plunderin' aye?.....
(Twit) I don't like it.....
(Captain) And you don't want no treasurin' ah?.....
(Twit) I don't want it.....
(Captain) And you probably don't want no groggin' and revelin' and wrenchin' and rummin' either I suppose?
(Twit) Well, deep down....you want to know the truth? It's not me, I don't want it.....
(Captain) Well, what do you want...as if I didn't already bleein know?
(Twit) I want to sing and dance and.....
(Captain) I know, I know...and wear your tight little shiny pants. Huh! Okay...we'll all sing and dance (pirates grumble)... I said we'll all sing and dance (pirates grumble)... Or you'll walk the plank,...one - two - free
(Twit) I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance
(Twit) I like it....I like it
(Captain) I kinda like it me own self
(Twit) Thought you would
Sixteen men on a dead man's chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
(Twit) I don't like rum...
(Captain) You don't like rum?
(Twit) Well no, actually...well, I might like a little Perrier
(Captain) A little Perrier?
(Twit) With a lime in it...
(Captain) A lime in it?..... He wants a lime in it.....
(Twit) Well, do you have any Escargot?
(Captain) Escar..what?
(Twit) What's the soup today?...
(Captain) Soup!?
(Twit) Might have a bit of a salad too!...
(Captain) Well, how about a bleeding fingerbowl?
(Twit) Maybe a croissant!...Is that right? Those French make everything so hard! Why didn't they just call it a bun?
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