This is exactly what America needs.
Look at it like this. You are America, the worlds motherf[/b]ucking super power. You kicked the ****'s ***. You built the hydrogen bomb and had the balls to drop it on those slant eyed rice eaters who had the nerve to f[b]uck with you. You stood toe to toe with the USSR and they were the one that crumpled. You are the shining light of democracy and freedom.
But you got soft in victory like Rocky in his third movie. You defeated everyone that tried testing you. Now it is just you on top but now you are scared to lose, there are no clear defined enemies. So you get in a war and it turns out to have no clear victories and you are slowly losing face. Hell even Canada your ever compliant side kick is starting to talk trash about you. This will not stand!
So what do you do? You need to re-establish the fact that you are not to be f[/b]ucked with. You need to be careful though. Pick the wrong target and you sink yourself. Everyone that is talking jive now will gather at you and attack like a pack of jackals. You need someone that deserves it. Then you need to beat the merciless sh[b]it out of them as an example so the world recognizes your flex. Like Rocky going back to basics after losing to Clubber Lang.
This is where Iran comes in. No one likes Iran, a Muslim theocracy that has been talking sh[/b]it for 28 years. You have already had them on warning for like forever so its not like they didnt have it coming. So this week when Iran expels IAEA, breaks the seals on its reactors and starts talking jive your ears perk up.
This is your chance. The moment. The time for pure unadulterated sh[b]itkicking. No nation building, no appeasing the locals, no regime changes. Pure Shock and Awe as only the Americans can do it. America has 130,000 brave troops right next door? Why not? A quick ride at sonic speeds a couple thousand pounds of high end explosive guided by the most sophisticated guidance technology on Gods (and by God I mean the real one, our one) Green Earth. In and out with no worry about taking care of the people we just violated. No endless talk and liberal negotiating, we tried that with North Korea it didnt work. We will negotiate once have asserted ourselves and bombed them back to their Prophet and put the fear of Allah (which I hear is arabic for Uncle Motherf[/b]ucking Sam). When we can negotiate from an unquestioned position of power. If anyone ******* about point to the smoking crater that was Iran and ask them if they have a problem.
America F[b]uck Yeah!
so what do you think, for a first try could I play the part of a jingoistic troll that plays on patriotism?