Iran - America **** yeah!Follow

This is exactly what America needs.

Look at it like this. You are America, the worlds motherf[/b]ucking super power. You kicked the ****'s ***. You built the hydrogen bomb and had the balls to drop it on those slant eyed rice eaters who had the nerve to f[b]uck with you. You stood toe to toe with the USSR and they were the one that crumpled. You are the shining light of democracy and freedom.

But you got soft in victory like Rocky in his third movie. You defeated everyone that tried testing you. Now it is just you on top but now you are scared to lose, there are no clear defined enemies. So you get in a war and it turns out to have no clear victories and you are slowly losing face. Hell even Canada your ever compliant side kick is starting to talk trash about you. This will not stand!

So what do you do? You need to re-establish the fact that you are not to be f[/b]ucked with. You need to be careful though. Pick the wrong target and you sink yourself. Everyone that is talking jive now will gather at you and attack like a pack of jackals. You need someone that deserves it. Then you need to beat the merciless sh[b]it out of them as an example so the world recognizes your flex. Like Rocky going back to basics after losing to Clubber Lang.

This is where Iran comes in. No one likes Iran, a Muslim theocracy that has been talking sh[/b]it for 28 years. You have already had them on warning for like forever so its not like they didnt have it coming. So this week when Iran expels IAEA, breaks the seals on its reactors and starts talking jive your ears perk up.

This is your chance. The moment. The time for pure unadulterated sh[b]itkicking. No nation building, no appeasing the locals, no regime changes. Pure Shock and Awe as only the Americans can do it. America has 130,000 brave troops right next door? Why not? A quick ride at sonic speeds a couple thousand pounds of high end explosive guided by the most sophisticated guidance technology on Gods (and by God I mean the real one, our one) Green Earth. In and out with no worry about taking care of the people we just violated. No endless talk and liberal negotiating, we tried that with North Korea it didnt work. We will negotiate once have asserted ourselves and bombed them back to their Prophet and put the fear of Allah (which I hear is arabic for Uncle Motherf[/b]ucking Sam). When we can negotiate from an unquestioned position of power. If anyone ******* about point to the smoking crater that was Iran and ask them if they have a problem.

America F[b]uck Yeah!


so what do you think, for a first try could I play the part of a jingoistic troll that plays on patriotism?

You need to misspell a few more words here and there, add some references to "Towel Heads" and "Camel Jockeys", as well as allude to their obviously hidden assistance in harboring/funding Bin Laden and his cronies.

But good for a first try.

GWB only trolls the Asylum when he’s recuperating from a bicycle ride.

He's the president. He can have one of his cronies read it for him.

Satire aside, that's what we should have done in Iraq. Destroy enemy, get rid of dictator, see ya later. In and out....6 weeks tops.

O RLY?

Look, I'm not arguing the validity of America invading Iraq. I'm just saying a quick in-and-out would have been better than just bogging down in a country that hates us for years. It's a little harder to maintain the image of liberator when you set up camp for years. So fuc[b][/b]k off cnut.

I wasn't refering to your post at all, but actually the man who posted before you.

Oh....well then......rate-ups for j00?

How unlike you to miss the point.

Satire aside, that's what we should have done in Iraq. Destroy enemy, get rid of dictator, see ya later. In and out....6 weeks tops.
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and that is what we would have done if Hussin was the objective. but he was not.

saudi arabia has the largest supply of sweet crude, iraq has the second.

the reason russia fell, the reason china is not much further along in their industrial evolution is because both lacked a natural source of energy that was cost effective to exploit.

we are not in iraq to take care of Hussin, we are there to make sure no one else does.

get it yet? amerka *** yeh, where oppressing our enemys is worth dieing for...well....worth your kids dieing for, and woth killing their kids for......

and whats up with that silly "great satan" crap. well oppress his **** to if he gets in our way.

Call me an idealist, but I'd like to think that our initial objective in remaining in Iraq after toppling the regime was to stabilize the area, rather than creating a power-vacuum that would create more problems than before. Again, not arguing the validity of the invasion or our continued prescence there, but I think perhaps our motives are not quite so evil as you'd like to make them out to be.



I like that statement...oppressing our enemies. I'm no Sun Tzu, but isn't that kind of the point? What else should we do with our enemies?



Shadowrelm, I am proud of you for making a post without using the moral majority anywhere in it, but you're still an insufferable **** who complains about everything without presenting any better solution.



Edited, Sat Jan 14 15:52:36 2006 by allenjj

Edited, Sat Jan 14 15:53:18 2006 by allenjj

John, is that you?

rimesume

the only thing the middle east has of interest to us is oil. cheap labor we can and are getting from china. most people in the middle east not only could not afford to buy a big mak, they wouldnt because of their religion. some would, but most wouldnt.

currently, american bussiness are paying chinese workers about 50 cents an hour with no benifits of any type. this is why wallmart is under attack ATM.

and it is not about US needing the oil either as much as it is about making sure china and russia dont get a foot hold and start becomming powerfull again.

any coinecidence that the attack on Iraq came AFTER the meeting of energy companies to form our energy policy? AFTER a washington think tank stated that within 50 years, the demand for oil would be greater than the entire output of oil world wide? AFTER the food for oil scandle in Iraq where countries like Russia were getting oil outside of the stated pipeline mandated by the U.N.? AFTER Chinas big explosion in industry?

it is not about getting the oil, it is about making sure our enemys do not get it.

you should go see Syeriana, it is based on actual events.