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Hey i was just curious...Im a male..and im interested in becoming a pornstar. Anybody got any knowledge on how much they get payed and where i can apply? (im serious)
Since you're gay I would recomend putting large items up your ***. This should help get you prepared for your career. Also you would need to come up with a pornstar name. Yours could be Wee Willy ******
This guy did not get a random rate up.
You obviously hit the wrong forum.
This is http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4.
You want http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=PornApplicants.
This is http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4.
You want http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=PornApplicants.
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You want http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html...Applicants.
Where's the form?
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Where's the form? 
1. Go to that page.
2. Open CD tray.
3. Insert phalice.
4. Close CD tray.
5. If you survive, your application will be considered.
Edited, Thu Jan 12 15:44:46 2006 by Stunted
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Where's the form?
1. Go to that page.
2. Open CD tray.
3. Insert phalice.
4. Close CD tray.
5. If you survive, your application will be considered.
You really have to read between the lines, huh?
Well if you're in it for the green, start getting used to the idea of smoking pole, since gay **** stars make a lot more money then straight ones.
Go go gadget Dirk Diggler.
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Well if you're in it for the green, start getting used to the idea of smoking pole, since gay **** stars make a lot more money then straight ones.
The voice of experience speaks.
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I love the reviews:
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Reading this book will make you blind!!
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Exxxcellent reading. Im a 29 year old photographer here in Tampa Bay Florida. A lot of companies ask me to find them girls for work in Miami, Orlando here in Tampa etc...This boo kwas great for my business.
Any girls looking to star in movies ..email me ;) Fantasy_photography@yahoo.com
Any girls looking to star in movies ..email me ;) Fantasy_photography@yahoo.com
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Go so tired of this repressed society and decided to get into ****. Been doing it for 7 years now. No regrets. Now, sex isn't an issue becasue the mystery is finally out of the way, as well as the akward attempts, etc.If you can get this book get it. It changed my life for the better, I'll say.
Sex was a mystery, so he decided to go into ****. Make sense...
**** names are as follows: Your middle name plus the name of the first street you lived on as a child.
Start small: (career wise)Become a fluffer and chug alot of ****. Get use to the taste of manjam in the back of your throat. The money is in the you-taking-it-in-the-*** section of your local smut shop.
Find yourself a tranny to practice on.. you still get the bewbs right?
Good luck. (Not so serious)
Start small: (career wise)Become a fluffer and chug alot of ****. Get use to the taste of manjam in the back of your throat. The money is in the you-taking-it-in-the-*** section of your local smut shop.
Find yourself a tranny to practice on.. you still get the bewbs right?
Good luck. (Not so serious)
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**** names are as follows: Your middle name plus the name of the first street you lived on as a child.
"Ryan Canyon" just sounds a little too gay. I mean I get it, I'm loose, but a Canyon?
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Please note that 1-2-3 BE A **** STAR! focuses only on adult employment that is legal. Industry opportunities covered in the book include amateur, mainstream, hardcore, softcore, fetish, gonzo, gay, bi, lesbian, transsexual, and couples. Extensive discussion is devoted to the question of how to make your own adult videos. In addition to the video industry, the book also details opportunities in cable, CD-ROM, DVD, print media, and the booming Internet arena. An entire chapter is devoted to health and safety issues for adult performers.
What the hell is gonzo? Is that sex with a blue muppet?
Wiki
Similarly, in pornographic movies, "Gonzo" refers to productions where the camera operator or director takes an overt part in the action, either by talking to the actors or by being a performer himself or herself. Gonzo **** movies often feature one or two activities only (like breast, **** or ****** examining, milking and ****** stretching), and possibly no traditional sex at all.
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Similarly, in pornographic movies, "Gonzo" refers to productions where the camera operator or director takes an overt part in the action, either by talking to the actors or by being a performer himself or herself. Gonzo **** movies often feature one or two activities only (like breast, **** or ****** examining, milking and ****** stretching), and possibly no traditional sex at all.
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What the hell is gonzo? Is that sex with a blue muppet?
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Similarly, in pornographic movies, "Gonzo" refers to productions where the camera operator or director takes an overt part in the action, either by talking to the actors or by being a performer himself or herself. Gonzo **** movies often feature one or two activities only (like breast, **** or ****** examining, milking and ****** stretching), and possibly no traditional sex at all.
"Here's your Pizza! Now let me examine your ******..."
Darn, Fender beat me to it
. Edited, Thu Jan 12 16:36:25 2006 by Stunted
Mines Alexander Gaines. How badass is that?
Note: The following has nothing to do with cops, It's the only joke I know to fit the previous posts.
...Bob is late for work for the third time this week. So he's flying across the bridge where Officer Huxtable (Yes that kid from the Cosby show) is waiting for Bob. As he comes up to the car, Bob rolls the window down and immediatly starts telling Huxtable this story about if he's late one more time this week he will be fired.
"Sir, I know I was speeding but I have a very important job"
"What do you do?"
"I'm a ****** stretcher. Ya see, I work my hands in to the **** slowly at first and work it around till I finally get it to about 6 foot."
"What the hell do you do with a 6' a$shole?!"
"Typically we give it a badge and a radar-gun..."
Edited, Thu Jan 12 17:10:44 2006 by kaeleshtheklingon
Note: The following has nothing to do with cops, It's the only joke I know to fit the previous posts.
...Bob is late for work for the third time this week. So he's flying across the bridge where Officer Huxtable (Yes that kid from the Cosby show) is waiting for Bob. As he comes up to the car, Bob rolls the window down and immediatly starts telling Huxtable this story about if he's late one more time this week he will be fired.
"Sir, I know I was speeding but I have a very important job"
"What do you do?"
"I'm a ****** stretcher. Ya see, I work my hands in to the **** slowly at first and work it around till I finally get it to about 6 foot."
"What the hell do you do with a 6' a$shole?!"
"Typically we give it a badge and a radar-gun..."
Edited, Thu Jan 12 17:10:44 2006 by kaeleshtheklingon
Why is there an entire thread about pron stars My eyes BLEED!
I get to be James Loring. Is that bad? (Better than James September or James Two Pond, I supose... but what about James Evangeline?)
its not the men who get paid alot, mainly because its not teh women paying for it mostly. all ya gotta be is not fat, hung, and can squirt in front of an audiance on command for a guy.
i would look for another job if i were you.
i would look for another job if i were you.
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all ya gotta be is not fat, hung, and can squirt in front of an audiance on command for a guy.
% of the male population that can live up to this?
***** you as[/b]sholes, don't tell me you can finish on command in front of an audience.
My **** star name would be James 113th Street...
That sucks.
Hell yeah I can! I always have an audience during sex. And they cheer me on until they tell me to finish and I do it! Word.
Sadly, the truth is, my "audience" wouldn't even have enough time to get into the spirit.
That sucks.
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% of the male population that can live up to this?
***** you a[b][/b]ssholes, don't tell me you can finish on command in front of an audience.
***** you a[b][/b]ssholes, don't tell me you can finish on command in front of an audience.
Hell yeah I can! I always have an audience during sex. And they cheer me on until they tell me to finish and I do it! Word.
Sadly, the truth is, my "audience" wouldn't even have enough time to get into the spirit.
shadowrelm wrote:
its not the men who get paid alot, mainly because its not teh women paying for it mostly. all ya gotta be is not fat, hung, and can squirt in front of an audiance on command for a guy.
So Ron Jeremy got the job based on the sole fact he is a Jew?
Damn affirmative action
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You should buy my book called: "Pornstars for dummys", not sold in stores. send an email to ************************* if your interested. Price US$ 69,--
Im being VERY seriously too.
Ignatowski a.k.a. **** Steel
Im being VERY seriously too.
Ignatowski a.k.a. **** Steel
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You should buy my book called: "Pornstars for dummys", not sold in stores. send an email to ************************* if your interested. Price US$ 69,--
Im being VERY seriously too.
Ignatowski a.k.a. **** Steel
P.S. very discreet postalpackaging TM
Im being VERY seriously too.
Ignatowski a.k.a. **** Steel
P.S. very discreet postalpackaging TM
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