fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Were you referring to me? 
Unless you're the one sleeping on Weebs couch, no.
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Unless you're the one sleeping on Weebs couch, no.
OK, since you posted right after bi chick questions started, I got a tad .Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Woman #1: What's wrong with your nipples?
Woman #2: They are so sore from all the sucking.
Woman #1: Awwwwwwwww, have you tried rubbing them with baby lotion?
Woman #2: Yes, but I can't take a break. I try to air out my nipples, but there's no time to do that.
Woman #1: I know what you mean, sometimes the sucking goes on and on and then when you think you're done, it starts up again.
Woman #2: That's what I'm planning to do.
Sounds pretty sexual to me.
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Don't you guys ever discuss another guy's package?
Nope
The Good Professor wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
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Woman #1: What's wrong with your nipples?
Woman #2: They are so sore from all the sucking.
Woman #1: Awwwwwwwww, have you tried rubbing them with baby lotion?
Woman #2: Yes, but I can't take a break. I try to air out my nipples, but there's no time to do that.
Woman #1: I know what you mean, sometimes the sucking goes on and on and then when you think you're done, it starts up again.
Woman #2: That's what I'm planning to do.
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Woman #1: What's wrong with your nipples?
Woman #2: They are so sore from all the sucking.
Woman #1: Awwwwwwwww, have you tried rubbing them with baby lotion?
Woman #2: Yes, but I can't take a break. I try to air out my nipples, but there's no time to do that.
Woman #1: I know what you mean, sometimes the sucking goes on and on and then when you think you're done, it starts up again.
Woman #2: That's what I'm planning to do.
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Sounds pretty sexual to me.
Selective reading at its best!
Edit: What is wrong with my quoting today???
Edited, Thu Jan 12 13:34:26 2006 by Thumbelyna
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Professor klyia wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
It's very easy to talk about another woman's breasts in a technical sense without the sexual overtones.
Lost me
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Woman #1: What's wrong with your nipples?
Woman #2: They are so sore from all the sucking.
Woman #1: Awwwwwwwww, have you tried rubbing them with baby lotion?
Woman #2: Yes, but I can't take a break. I try to air out my nipples, but there's no time to do that.
Woman #1: I know what you mean, sometimes the sucking goes on and on and then when you think you're done, it starts up again.
Woman #2: Exactly. Do you think it will ever end?
Woman #1: I stopped breastfeeding after 6 months.
Woman #2: That's what I'm planning to do.
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See?
anyone have some lotion?
Hexxum the Braindead wrote:
anyone have some lotion?
Woman #1 had it last I saw.
Professor klyia wrote:
Hexxum the Braindead wrote:
anyone have some lotion?
Woman #1 had it last I saw.
Remember to use petroleum free lotion kiddies!
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Professor klyia wrote:
Hexxum the Braindead wrote:
anyone have some lotion?
Woman #1 had it last I saw.
Remember to use petroleum free lotion kiddies!
I didnt think it mattered if it was a solo project. Damn, to think I have been doing it wrong all this time
TStephens wrote:
C'mon, be a good sport. She's got huge tits. You said so yourself.
Besides, charity starts at home. (I prefer that you pay for your own friends as opposed to grumbling about them and soliciting my tax dollars in an obvious scheme to put her on the public dole.)
If life hands you lemons, then you should pimp them. Turn this into a win by putting her *** on the corner and making a profit.
Open hand, four fingers, fold the thumb in. Always swing down as you swing across. Remember, you're just letting her know who's boss, not proving how hard you can hit. If it comes to that sort of admonishment, go to the belly, it won't leave marks. Goldfish in the heels, goldfish in the heels, it ain't a hat if it ain't got no feathers. If she ain't handin in dough, she's holdin back cause there's ALWAYS somebody payin. Make sure it ain't you.
Besides, charity starts at home. (I prefer that you pay for your own friends as opposed to grumbling about them and soliciting my tax dollars in an obvious scheme to put her on the public dole.)
If life hands you lemons, then you should pimp them. Turn this into a win by putting her *** on the corner and making a profit.
Open hand, four fingers, fold the thumb in. Always swing down as you swing across. Remember, you're just letting her know who's boss, not proving how hard you can hit. If it comes to that sort of admonishment, go to the belly, it won't leave marks. Goldfish in the heels, goldfish in the heels, it ain't a hat if it ain't got no feathers. If she ain't handin in dough, she's holdin back cause there's ALWAYS somebody payin. Make sure it ain't you.
fenderputy wrote:
Remember to use petroleum free lotion kiddies!
It puts the lotion on its nipples. It does this whenever it is told.
Thank the gods that my wife has the same attitude that I do on this whole situation.
So if Queen Cootchie can't make nice nice with her sucker, er I mean man... She's on the street. Or the corner, or wherever..
No way is she stayin here twice. Cleavage of not.
Oh, and TS... /nod
So if Queen Cootchie can't make nice nice with her sucker, er I mean man... She's on the street. Or the corner, or wherever..
No way is she stayin here twice. Cleavage of not.
Oh, and TS... /nod
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