Drama....Follow

I had this woman living in my living room for a few months. She called herself a friend and we provided her the chance to pick herself up, and establish some independence after a breakup left her with nothing.

Instead of collecting herself, and securing a future for her 2 young boys, she found a sucker and somehow, (she's got huge tits) convinced him into renting an apartment for her, and her boys. After that, her contact with us had been minimal. (She didnt really need us anymore)

Now things are going badly, (the sucker has become aware) She has been in contact with my wife and making nicey nicey.

Fu[/b]ck that! I don't care if she's got kids, she's on her own. Right or wrong, she is NOT fu[b]cking moving in.

Sometimes I just got to vent!

Edited, Thu Jan 12 04:17:37 2006 by Weebs

C'mon, be a good sport. She's got huge tits. You said so yourself.

Besides, charity starts at home. (I prefer that you pay for your own friends as opposed to grumbling about them and soliciting my tax dollars in an obvious scheme to put her on the public dole.)

If life hands you lemons, then you should pimp them. Turn this into a win by putting her *** on the corner and making a profit.

Open hand, four fingers, fold the thumb in. Always swing down as you swing across. Remember, you're just letting her know who's boss, not proving how hard you can hit. If it comes to that sort of admonishment, go to the belly, it won't leave marks. Goldfish in the heels, goldfish in the heels, it ain't a hat if it ain't got no feathers. If she ain't handin in dough, she's holdin back cause there's ALWAYS somebody payin. Make sure it ain't you.

free maid? waht?

Dude, are you even following along at all?

I don't care how big her bewbs are, I ain't renting no chick an apartment.

A motel for a few hours maybe.

Has anyone yet to ask you to post pics of her enormous bewbs? And are we talking nice and full and uppity enormous or enormous and floppy bewbs? Can anyone give good opinion or advice without a good description of the rack?

In all honesty, how does your wife feel about her moving in?

Hmmm



Is that a reference to her tits?

If not would you be having her and 2 boys living in your living room?

*********** that! I don't care if she's got kids, she's on her own. Right or wrong, she is NOT ******* moving in.[/quote]

Got to agree with you there. But just to be charitable you could buy her a 3 man tent and find her a nice spot under a freeway overpass.

Sorry, I kinda of got caught up in the moment...

I suppose they would be, but I just don't know. If I did know, my husband would be the first, last and only to know.

It's very easy to talk about another woman's breasts in a technical sense without the sexual overtones. Don't you guys ever discuss another guy's package?

This kind of behavior from a single mother? Nooooooo, it couldn't be.

No. Nor do we refer to it as a package. We don't have the time. Usually men are busy bragging about their own s[b][/b]hit to worry about someone else's.

Unless you're the one sleeping on Weebs couch, no.