I look DAMN good today.
My hair is perfectly cropped and symetrical so that I resemble perhaps a young Caesar... My eyes are bright and compliment the constant smirk of mischeif on my face... A close shave which accentuates the strawberry coloured sculpture of hair on my chin.. My clothing seems to be blended together perfectly, with pin-stripe pants and blue polo-shirt, blended with the subtle clash of orange T-shirt beneath..
yeah. I'm a hot motherfu[b][/b]cker.
It's too bad I'm at work, and that it's such a cold and ******, rainy day... and I'll probably let all of this enboldening vanity go to waste wehn I get home and vegetate out, shunning the harsh environs of the outside world.
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Kelvyquayo, Defender of Justice wrote:
C'est la vie
Fixed cause it was buggin me.
Go to a bar or something Kelv. Don't you have some good meat markets out your way?
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Kelvyquayo, Defender of Justice wrote:
C'est la vie
Fixed cause it was buggin me.
Out of the whole post, that's what bugs you.
Professor klyia wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Kelvyquayo, Defender of Justice wrote:
C'est la vie
Fixed cause it was buggin me.
Out of the whole post, that's what bugs you.
Yes, his vanity is no match for mine, therefore I do not feel threatened. Butchering the language of love on the other hand..
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A close shave which accentuates the strawberry coloured sculpture of hair on my chin..
I now picture you with a strawberry shaped chin divot.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Congrats on being hawt, Kelv.
Good to know I'm not the only one who spanked it to my own reflection in the bathroom mirror this morning.
Baron von Barkingturtle wrote:
Good to know I'm not the only one who spanked it to my own reflection in the bathroom mirror this morning.
sweet, but this was to the bathroom mirror at work even
Kelvy wrote:
sweet, but this was to the bathroom mirror at work even
I was brushing my teeth at the same time.
Baron von Barkingturtle wrote:
Kelvy wrote:
sweet, but this was to the bathroom mirror at work even
I was brushing my teeth at the same time.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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And were you using What Kelvy has often referred to as his "Special Pink Toothbrush"?
Is that the one with the revolving bristly head and the foul tasting paste?
Why would you bring that up, Nob? You know how embarassed Kelvy is that he as to flatten it from the base and sometimes even twist it in order to ejaculate his pastey seed.
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