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#1 Jan 10 2006 at 10:06 PM Rating: Decent

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SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian woman will face court charged with repeatedly stabbing her partner because he played an Elvis Presley song over and over again, police said Tuesday.

Police said the 30-year-old woman was charged with unlawful wounding after her 35-year-old partner was stabbed with a pair of scissors in the back, shoulder and thigh at Northam, about 62 miles east of Perth in Western Australia state on Monday.

The man, whose injuries were described as "non-life threatening," had been repeatedly playing the song "Burning Love," a police spokesman said.

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#2 Jan 10 2006 at 10:23 PM Rating: Good

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Police say the wounded man managed to call for help himself, but only after struggling to the stereo to play "Don't Be Cruel"

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#3 Jan 11 2006 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good

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Do people forgive people who stab them with scissors, often?

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#4 Jan 11 2006 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good

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He got what he deserved, damn it.

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#5 Jan 11 2006 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good

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UndeadShroom your avatar made me pee myself laughing.

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#6 Jan 11 2006 at 10:54 AM Rating: Decent

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I threw some scissors to my sister once. The kind that are pointed at the end. They kinda landed IN her leg. She claims I threw them AT her, but I'm sure I was just throwing them TO her.

I don't remember her even telling our parents, but I do remember her beating the crap out me.

Seems pretty selfish of someone to play a song over and over, but I would have tried to take out the cd/tape/album before the guy.

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#7 Jan 11 2006 at 11:41 AM Rating: Decent

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I threatened my mom with a butter-knife once. I was subsequently taken off of Ritalin.

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#8 Jan 11 2006 at 12:02 PM Rating: Decent

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This story, brings a whole new meaning to the song "Love Me Tender".

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#9 Jan 11 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good

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SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian woman will face court charged with repeatedly stabbing her partner because he played an Elvis Presley song over and over again, police said Tuesday.

Police said the 30-year-old woman was charged with unlawful wounding after her 35-year-old partner was stabbed with a pair of scissors in the back, shoulder and thigh at Northam, about 62 miles east of Perth in Western Australia state on Monday.

The man, whose injuries were described as "non-life threatening," had been repeatedly playing the song "Burning Love," a police spokesman said.

Before going ape-sh[i][/i]it with t3h 5c1550rzz , it is alleged that she knocked him down, stepped on his face, slandered his name allover the place, burned his house, stole his car and drank his liquor from an old fruit jar. Police also noticed scuff-marks on his blue suede shoes

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#10 Jan 11 2006 at 2:45 PM Rating: Decent

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Kelvyquayo, Defender of Justice wrote:

I threatened my mom with a butter-knife once. I was subsequently taken off of Ritalin.

Is that about when you started to smoke bud?