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cheating on you

I'm in a fantastic relationship. But, unless "Poochie" is your first beau, I'm assuming you have a story or two about why you broke up with someone.

"This is so hard.. it's just that.. God.. you're.. you know.. too good for me."
"Fu[i][/i]ck yeah, I am. I know it. The question is: why are you so stupid as to give up someone who's so obviously a step up for you?"

Holding hands does not count.

That's pretty close, but being the great guy I am, I just said something along the lines of "Yeah, you're probably right"

Whoo boy...well...can't say I've had many actual girlfriends.

W---- W simply because my friends and I called her wolf girl...simply because of her facination to wolves (She wasn't all there, granted.). No biggie. Stalked me for almost 6 months until I finally decided to go out with her. That relationship lasted a good day and a half.


L---- Psychotic. She told me she's in love with me on our second phone conversation. I found it odd, but I didn't pay too much mind to it. Rich ***** to make it worse. Too clingy (no duh, Exo.) Dumped her three times in total. (First two, she'd give me the I'll change banter.)


N---- Pychotic. (YAY!) Something didn't feel right. There was a spark at first then it died. She seemed to be more of a friend than a girl friend, though, so I called it off and maintain a friendship...only to find out that she's a *****. Really...really loose *****. Backstabbed another friend of mine, and talks alot of poopie. Didn't really bother to maintain anything at that point.


C---- Gossiper that would make ye Gods blush. I wasn't sure if I was dating her or her mother. I got no respect from her, but since I'm an idiot and fell in love with her, I decided to stick to it for a while (even after she told me she didn't expect this to be a serious relationship at first, that I was supposed to be a 'fling.') Needless to say, I was miserable for a while. Finally initiated the dumping process which she twisted and decided to say every painful comment she could possibly fathom and laugh. This would fall under the "regrets" section of my resume of relationships. Oh...forgot to add, she stirred more crap up between me and my friends two weeks after the relationship already ended before she was out of my life. (Hopefully, permanently...this is quite the not so long ago break up.)



There ya go! I have to admit, I'm quite happy being single.

Edited, Wed Jan 11 15:24:19 2006 by Exodus

E______ because I got sick of him making me mixed tapes and crying all the time.

K_______ because he stalked me and my dad beat him up.

C_______ because he was a dumb jock, and the sex no longer interested me.

V________ because the sex interested me too much and I was way too cool to fall for that!

L________ because he turned out to be an idiot. Oh, and he hit me. Once. Then my dad beat him up.

V________ again, because old habits die hard.

Dat joo, Senator Kennedy?

+1 TStephens for getting the Chappaquidd[i]ick joke

E is for Emo Kid.