Why Did It End?Follow

Simple, her parents didn't want her with a white man. They were very into their culture. She was semi-americanized(came to the states from China when she was 10), but her family was anything but. It just made things too difficult for me.

Zuul!

L: I went to University, was never going to last

C: Mentalist. Her Mom hated me.

K: Had to go work in America for a year, terrible kisser, excessively long pubes

J: Too boring and weak

J: Still going well!

i could so add that to....



thats exactly what happened to her after i broke it off....

Not only do you turn down a fat desperate chick, but a threeway with her sister as well? You loser.

Yes.

If you think that's bad, my buddy's stories are much worse. One of the girls he dated had 5 Army Rangers storm our house swinging Mag lights. There was a suprising amount of blood. Another one told him she was on birth control pills when she wasn't, got pregnant, and tried convincing him for 2 years to marry her. She finally gave up, and now he has to deal with custody issues.

Minion of Gozer ftw!

D- Her father got between us. What can I say, I didn't exactly look or act like I was going to amount to anything back then. Her tough luck since I did.
J- Had a like/hate relationship. She was a *****, I was an as[i][/i]shole. We dated for over a year, and then just stopped seeing each other gradually until we never spoke again.
H- I moved because of A (below) and left H behind. Later on tried to get her to move with me after A and I broke up, but she didn't want to be that far from her family.
A- J's best friend. Relationship got distant wth A, kept flip-flopping between A and H. Decided we should move a few states north. I moved, she stayed for a while, got homesick and wanted to move back and I didn't. Off she went, here I stayed.
D- Never got off on the right foot, always mean to each other. Not as bad as J. Ended up together for something like 8 years. Again the relationship became distant, and we broke up.

Sheesh, I'm gonna head for the bottle if we do much of this crap...

C - Because she faked a pregancy to see if I would flip out or still love her.
T - Because she was a cheater. I knew it going in and was prepared. Good Times.
C - Again. Because I'm a slow learner. Realized she was the same person I broke up with before and distanced myself enough that she ended it.
D - She dumped me. Had something to do with spending time with people other than her.
T - Not the same T as above, but I was introduced by her. Shoulda known. Worst kind of hillbilly. Shot at me. Couldn't understand why I packed her bags, put them in her car and pointed down the road after I took the gun away. Cried like a baby when she found out I was moving to the opposite corner of the continent.
M - Conniving C U N T. Tried to scam one of her Exes who happened to be a friend for "abortion money." Told my mother she gave me a VD (untrue) for the shock value.
L - Long distance failure. She found someone there, eventually let me in on the news. It didn't take Nostrodamus to see it coming.
XXX - Christ, can't remember her name. Only gets a mention because she was the last one I dated more than twice. Dumped me because I worked too much. Bothers me that I can't remember her name. Grr. Went through alphabet twice and nothing rings a bell. Not much of an impression...

I'll buy

These are just the ones I dumped

P - Slept with a friend
L - Followed me around like a puppy and treated me like a princess...drove me nuts
W - Too young for me
K - Crazy as a loon!!!! Went to Korea and banged out a Russian call girl with big breasts. Married her later on....no clue what she saw in him except the ticket to the US
A - Rebound from K, left engagement when I realized it was no more than that
C - More interesting rebound from K, but long distance blows
R - Boring rebound from K

Her name was Zanzabar!