My most nasty break up was with my stalker, now I never actually went out with her but I did break up with her. I have told parts of this story before more than a couple times but here is the whole thing.
It all started by me being nice to a fat girl, something you will never catch me doing again. I had gotten a job working in small family run hotel/restaurant as a cook, just out of highschool working to save up for university. This girl was a waitress about 2-3 years older than me. She was not really popular socially and she seemed to take refuge in eating as much table scraps as she could get off the plates. She was a seemingly nice girl though and I had to work with her so I was pleasant and made the occassional joke but paid her no mind.
Of course being attention starved and social cripple she misinterpreted my occassional act of kindness for me being attracted to her. Only to late did I realize what had happened. Now anyone that has been in this situation can sympathize with me. The girl is nice and not bad to work with but I in no way reciprocate her feelings. Being 18 and foolish I pondered how to let her down the most gently. A foolish mistake of my soft hearted youth, I now realize the most practical thing to do is to deny the person in the most crushing and painfully humiliating way so as to brook no hope an even replace a silly crush with hatred. Of course I know that now but at the time I decided to try to ignore it and hope it went away.
She started by trying to offer me rides home, then inviting me to things she was doing with her own friends. She switched her schedule so she worked the same days as me and started letting everyone know at work that she had a crush on me. i kept ignoring it though. I would just go into work, put my head down and do my job and pay no attention.
Until the day she cornered me in the cooler downstairs. Now I cringed slightly figuring that this would be the day she was going to ask me out and that I would have to respond negatively. If only I were so lucky. After making some small talk and her steering towards the direction she hit me with a complete suprise. "Bodhi I want to have sex with you". I am pretty sure my jaw dropped. She started to talk non stop, pouring her heart and soul to me in a jamble of words. If I recall my exact reaction it was me blushing furiously and saying "no thanks" and running out of the room. I still remember the stunned look on her face.
I did my best to avoid being alone with her for the rest of the shift but she managed it again near the end of the day. Telling me that she wanted me to have sex with her. I once again declined and she tried to say it again acting like I didnt understand. I told her I understood but that I did not entirely care to have sex with her.
The girl would not take no for an answer. She followed me at work, she bugged me when I was with my friends, she followed me at the bar, she called me repeatedly. I tried letting her know dozens of times that I was not interested. She wouldnt accept that. At one point both her and her sister tried to lure me to bed at the same time, while discussing "taking turns". An incident that tops the list of all time creepy/gross moments in my life.
Finally one day I snapped. I agreed. We drove back to her place and started fooling around. Now just as we were getting around 3rd base/Home and she was truly getting into it I promptly stopped. She looked at me puzzled, a kind of "WTF" look. I then looked her straight in the eyes and said "Sorry babe, you are not doing anything for me, would you mind driving me home?". The absolute crushed look on her face was enough. I got my shirt, and let myself out of the house. I quit the job 2 weeks later and never really had to deal with her again.
That is how I broke up with my stalker and that is how I became the truly callous f[b][/b]uck you know today. The End.
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