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Your old flame is thrilled to hear from you. You chat online, talk on the phone, meet for coffee. And faster than you ever imagined, everything gets out of hand and someone's marriage is ruined.
It happens a lot more often than you'd think.
"It starts with e-mails,'' says Nancy Kalish, a psychology professor at Cal State Sacramento who has studied the phenomenon. "It goes to IMs (instant messages), and the hotel room follows pretty soon afterward.''
I had one fling with an ex. I learned. It wasn't like the quote above, though.
It was more like: "Hey, I thought that was you. I liked your hair better long, but this is a good look, too. You got any plans tonight?" <insert **** music> <cut scene> "Hey, what the hell... Ow! What'd do you do that for? Hey!, whoa. I don't know where you got that idea from. That is not what I meant." <cut scene> Disgruntled, puzzled Tom alternates between scratching his head and drinking cold beer.
I move every few years just to make myself less convenient to find. I never know when one of these women is going to snap and decide to get even with the world, or exactly where I stand on the hatelist after the intial solar flare of furious anger has burned down to a hot ember. When it happens, I don't want to be the ex she sees twice a week down the block.
Maybe I'm paranoid, but I don't like the concept of anyone shooting at my peepee.