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#1 Jan 09 2006 at 11:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've made fast uposts, which has no preview or sorting, so it rips it right out of the database. It sorta ends up in posted order anyway though, since that's the order it's on on the hard drive.
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#2 Jan 09 2006 at 11:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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wheeee that's fast! Still times out on me sometimes, but it does so much faster now!
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#3 Jan 09 2006 at 11:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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also made fast and regular uposts.html now use the timezones and show the year
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#4 Jan 09 2006 at 11:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm not sure why it still times out sometimes when it's almost instant other times... wait a sec, I bet it's not actually timing out, I think it's checking the wrong set of servers.
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#5 Jan 09 2006 at 11:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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yep, it's running on any old cluster server instead of the message servers specifically, so sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't... I'm too tired to replace all bajillion site specific copies of it again, I'll do that tomorrow.
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#6 Jan 09 2006 at 11:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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cool, very spiffy
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#7 Jan 09 2006 at 11:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Spam threads ftw. One would think you could just edit your post count instead, but I guess this is more fun.

Smiley: spam

+1 more post.
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#8 Jan 09 2006 at 11:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: yippee

Good stuff Dana! Me likey.
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#12 Jan 10 2006 at 12:08 AM Rating: Decent
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#14 Jan 10 2006 at 1:27 AM Rating: Default
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#15 Jan 10 2006 at 7:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
Hrm, my most recent post claims to be the 10th of last month.


That's because it's running on the wrong clusters. Comments haven't been replicated to some of the non-comment servers in that long, and some don't have any comments at all
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#16 Jan 10 2006 at 7:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Almost everything on the first page is rated negative for me Smiley: lol.

How did I not get banned?
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#18 Jan 10 2006 at 8:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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yeah I did the "nuke all posts" part of the Smiley: dnp on you, if I recall correctly.
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#19 Jan 10 2006 at 8:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Thats a pretty nice feature. I especially like the ones where I had my 6.3. Remember that? That was a good time, we should do that again sometime.
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#20 Jan 10 2006 at 8:11 AM Rating: Decent
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yeah I did the "nuke all posts" part of the Smiley: dnp on you, if I recall correctly.


yeah...I can see why too..goddamn, even proof is and was better than I used to be...

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#21 Jan 10 2006 at 8:32 AM Rating: Good
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#22 Jan 10 2006 at 8:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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ok, fixed it so everything points to forum cluster instead of regular cluster, across all stylesheets, for both uposts and fast_uposts, etc etc etc
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#23 Jan 10 2006 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
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That's slicker than owl sh[i][/i]it.

Nice job.
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#24 Jan 10 2006 at 10:13 AM Rating: Decent
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This is my first post on this board and let me tell you what a relief it was to find ppl who actually answered questions in a serious way. Not meaning to troll, but man Gamefaqs has a serious problem with rude immature ppl who only post if they can find some way to insult or belittle another person. Here's hoping those ppl stay on that board :)


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This is my first post on this board and let me tell you what a relief it was to find ppl who actually answered questions in a serious way. Not meaning to troll, but man Gamefaqs has a serious problem with rude immature ppl who only post if they can find some way to insult or belittle another person. Here's hoping those ppl stay on that board :)


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#26 Jan 10 2006 at 10:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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xythex's first post is a nice advertisement for us!

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If you play EQ even semi regularally the membership is worth the couple of bucks I think, Even just for the expanded search features alone.
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