Quote:
Viruses you suffer from:
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Free BSD (85%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Hippyism (85%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat ****.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Free BSD (85%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Hippyism (85%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat ****.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Seems about right.
