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#1 Jan 06 2006 at 6:43 PM Rating: Decent
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#2 Jan 07 2006 at 1:15 AM Rating: Decent
umm ok...
#3 Jan 07 2006 at 2:05 AM Rating: Decent
also..

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#5 Jan 07 2006 at 6:49 AM Rating: Good
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prufesawkXI wrote:
You suck!



meh, You swallow.
#7 Jan 07 2006 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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prufesawkXI wrote:
Sir Weebs wrote:
prufesawkXI wrote:
You suck!



meh, You swallow.


So does your wife



But of course... why do you think I keep her around. Foolish proofsock...
#9 Jan 07 2006 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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prufesawkXI wrote:


Probably the same reason everyone in your neighborhood does



Jealousy is unbecoming of, even you.

Fear not, you'll have your first sexual encounter soon enough. Just try and remember to put a helmet on that lil soldier. Smiley: sly
#11 Jan 07 2006 at 7:43 AM Rating: Good
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prufesawkXI wrote:
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Just try and remember to put a helmet on that lil soldier


Haha, some of us can pull out without breaking a hip


Because pulling out is a sure way to make sure there's no pregnancy or no one gets AIDS!

Smiley: oyvey
#13 Jan 07 2006 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
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I'm worried about you getting someone pregnant. Ugh.
#15 Jan 07 2006 at 8:12 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm worried about you getting someone pregnant. Ugh.



I mean God forbid Proof catches AIDS. We'd be heartbroken for sure.Smiley: lol
#16 Jan 07 2006 at 8:41 AM Rating: Decent
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prufesawkXI wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
prufesawkXI wrote:
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Just try and remember to put a helmet on that lil soldier


Haha, some of us can pull out without breaking a hip


Because pulling out is a sure way to make sure there's no pregnancy or no one gets AIDS!

Smiley: oyvey


I'm not very worried about either

And condoms are only like 97 percent effective aren't they?

Edited, Sat Jan 7 07:52:57 2006 by prufesawkXI
Pulling out is also a good way to avoid pleasing your partner. You probably don't care about that either.

I suggest vasectomy.
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#18 Jan 07 2006 at 1:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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#19 Jan 07 2006 at 1:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Bleh.

Edited, Sat Jan 7 14:09:34 2006 by Allegory
#20 Jan 08 2006 at 9:48 AM Rating: Decent
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#21 Feb 02 2006 at 6:36 PM Rating: Decent
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So who's stuck at work today? If the office busy? What are you doing tonight to celebrate? Where are you taking your loved ones? Did you buy any special presents for the day? What kind of presents did you get? What does your Groundhog Day tree look like? Does it bother you when people refer to it as an Early February Spring Forecasting Conifer? Would you boycott Target for saying so? Did you hide your Groundhog Day candy out in the yard for the groundhogs to find? What are you dressed up as this year? Have you had a moment of silence for our fallen groundhogs?

Whew! So much to talk about on this special day!
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