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#1 Jan 05 2006 at 11:49 AM Rating: Good
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Well our acting Governer decided to change our states slogan. They narrowed it down to five craptastic choices:

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* New Jersey, Expect the Unexpected – VOTE!
* New Jersey, Love at First Sight – VOTE!
* New Jersey, Come See For Yourself – VOTE!
* New Jersey, The Real Deal – VOTE!
* New Jersey, The Best Kept Secret – VOTE!


"The Real Deal" gave me quite a chuckle. Considering 3/4 of our populous are fake. Be it High Schoolers, Parents, Real Estate Agents, etc. All the way up to our elected officials. It sounds like a DJs slogan our something out of Vegas or AC.

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Christ I hate this state

I leave it up to you, the Asylum, to decide a slogan, be it sterotypes of NJ or personal experiances. Lets hear them. Its going to take me awhile to come up with a fitting slogan for this dump of a state.

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#2 Jan 05 2006 at 11:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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New Jersey, Come for the sights, leave for the smells"
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New Jersey - The armpit of the East Coast.
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New Jersey - You know, that stinky place next to NYC.




Did you know that the Karate Kid was from New Jersey? Smiley: dubious
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New Jersey - If the east coast were to get an *****!
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OK ... what the hell is unexpected in New Jersey?
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New Jersey, "Making Chemicals and Cement Shoes since 1930!"
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#15 Jan 05 2006 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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SO far I came up with

New Jersey, because New York City is damn expensive to live in.


a little long winded...
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New Jersey - We're too dumb to pump our own gas!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_slogans


This seems like the stupidest thing to claim for a state. It's silly enough to have "State" birds and plants and sexual positions, but slogans?

Like I'm gonna go to Virginia for a honeymoon because the state slogan says "Virginia is for Lovers."

And more to the fact at hand, what exactly is there to draw tourists to in NJ?
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New Jersey, just like the one your grandma wears

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You guys have some pretty F'ed up **** in NJ. Have you ever read any of the Weird New Jersey issues? Yousguys are scary. [:shudder:]
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Althrun the Silent wrote:


And more to the fact at hand, what exactly is there to draw tourists to in NJ?


Not a damn thing. Its a poor mans vacation or a lazy New Yorker/Pennsyvanians getaway. We have shi[/b]tty beaches with nasty water. Six Flags, but what state doesn't have one of these. A couple Boardwalks and hooker infested Atlantic City.

Basically its a "vacation" for people in surrounding states that can not afford are too cheap or too lazy to actually go on a real vacation. Instead they rent 2 bedroom houses filled with 16 people for the weekend. They go "Clubbing" at my "Shore House" (pronounced with a thick guinea accent)

They do all this while sitting in traffic for [b]5 HOURS every Friday and ever Sunday (when they head back) thats 5 hours to go 80 miles.


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You guys have some pretty F'ed up sh*t in NJ. Have you ever read any of the Weird New Jersey issues? Yousguys are scary. [:shudder:]


I have quite the collection of these and have gone to several of the spots mentioned. Mostly in College when we bored and needed a scare.

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Wikipedia wrote:
Maryland -- We Can't Get Rid Of Ron Mexico!


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#24 Jan 05 2006 at 12:44 PM Rating: Good
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This is sad

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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Wikipedia wrote:
Maryland -- We Can't Get Rid Of Ron Mexico!


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Good ol' Wikipedia.
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New Jersey - Well, It's New To You!
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