G'luck Pikko! Hope it's soon and easy.
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Breath!!!
Push!!!!!
Push!!!!!
Congratulations Pikko! Happy thoughts out to you! 
Good luck, pikko, hope he/she is happy and healthy.
It's not my baby!
Honest
Honest
It might be mine.
Can you get people pregnant by jacking off to their pictures? I'm still a virgin.
Can you get people pregnant by jacking off to their pictures? I'm still a virgin.
Is it time already????? Wow it feels like it was only a couple months ago you were telling us you were having a second. GL Pikko!!!!
Here's to a labor hardly noticed. 
G'luck!
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Good god I forgot how much this stinks. I'm happy and all, but just ugh, you know? I'm definitely popping today, these are so strong I can't talk when I have them.
Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute. How long do you have to wait before you get drugged into blissful numbness? Shouldn't you have doped up sometime yesterday?
Epidural, now please.
Good Luck Mama Pikko, and soon to be Baby Pikko #2.
Good Luck Mama Pikko, and soon to be Baby Pikko #2.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
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Good god I forgot how much this stinks. I'm happy and all, but just ugh, you know? I'm definitely popping today, these are so strong I can't talk when I have them.
Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute. How long do you have to wait before you get drugged into blissful numbness? Shouldn't you have doped up sometime yesterday?
Poor Flea. She should have been born much sooner so she could have had her children back in the 50's and 60's, when they totally knocked the mother out sometimes for the entire birth
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
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Good god I forgot how much this stinks. I'm happy and all, but just ugh, you know? I'm definitely popping today, these are so strong I can't talk when I have them.
Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute. How long do you have to wait before you get drugged into blissful numbness? Shouldn't you have doped up sometime yesterday?
Poor Flea. She should have been born much sooner so she could have had her children back in the 50's and 60's, when they totally knocked the mother out sometimes for the entire birth
Flea, they have to wait until I think you're dialated 5 cm before they give you anything. So yes, you do hae to go through some pain.
Pain builds character. Well, that's what my hockey coach used to tell us anyways.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Any advice on childbirth, Katie?
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Ouch, Moe, ouch!
Good luck Pikko.
Yay, new baby on the way!!!
Good luck Pikko.
Yay, new baby on the way!!!
Kelvyquayo, Defender of Justice wrote:
Breath!!!
Push!!!!!
Push!!!!!
No. Don't push yet!
Just Breath... and um... stay calm!!!
Good luck! And about the pictures? Only cute ones of the baby please. No placenta shots. Heck. No shots from inside the delivery room at all. It's just better for humanity that way...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
I think you should let us vote on the name. It's only fair.
I say "Stripey"
I say "Stripey"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Lady DSD wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
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Good god I forgot how much this stinks. I'm happy and all, but just ugh, you know? I'm definitely popping today, these are so strong I can't talk when I have them.
Wait just a cotton-pickin' minute. How long do you have to wait before you get drugged into blissful numbness? Shouldn't you have doped up sometime yesterday?
Poor Flea. She should have been born much sooner so she could have had her children back in the 50's and 60's, when they totally knocked the mother out sometimes for the entire birth
Flea, they have to wait until I think you're dialated 5 cm before they give you anything. So yes, you do hae to go through some pain.
Dass okay. I'll just make sure that at some point in the next 18 years the lil fu[i][/i]cker regrets it.
I was very lucky. I was pretty much able to breathe my way through the first 5 centimeters before the contractions got too much (my husband remembers me throwing the car keys at him though). After the meds kicked in though, my labor slowed waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy down and it took hours to get fully dilated.
And in all honesty, I don't remember how the contractions felt.
And in all honesty, I don't remember how the contractions felt.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
And in all honesty, I don't remember how the contractions felt.
That's God's cruel trick on women. Yes. He is a sneaky bastadge!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
And in all honesty, I don't remember how the contractions felt.
That's God's cruel trick on women. Yes. He is a sneaky bastadge!
I remember quite vividly the pain, seeing as I never got my damn drugs. I could describe it, but it may put those females who have yet to experience the beauty of labor snicker off of trying
'Grats, pikko! Hope it doesn't look like this!
DodoBird the Meaningless wrote:
'Grats, pikko! Hope it doesn't look like this!
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Go! Go now! Outside. Spin three times and spit! You're bringing the wrath of the thing from on high onto the thing and ... Go![/tobyfromwestwing]
King Nobby wrote:
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I was good up until the episiotomy. Observing your precious snapper get sliced, is just plain chilling.
Believe it or not, aside from the occasional smack down and drama outburst, the lil bastids have been worth it.
Grats to pikko!!
Believe it or not, aside from the occasional smack down and drama outburst, the lil bastids have been worth it.
Grats to pikko!!
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Observing your precious snapper get sliced, is just plain chilling.
But not nearly so bad as watching it torn in half and then sticking around for the half hour repair job afterwards.
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