Nice to meet you.
I know we've only just met, and I'm sure you're inundated with new fair-weather friends, but the least I could do is acknowledge your arrival with a post on t3h A55ylum.
I know you have a busy time ahead of you, but I wondered if you could see your way to accomodating me in a few ambitions. See, right now, 365 days may seem a great deal, but trust me, before you know it, it'll be New Year's Eve 2006 and you'll be ticking off all those little things that you didn't quite manage to fit into your alotted time.
Let me just help you out with some priorities.
Now, don't get me wrong; I hope that you find it in yourself to sort out Iraq, Israel/Palestine, Global Warming, African Famine and an effective solution to the Garth Brooks problem.
But please, if you can take a few moments to get me seduced by the top 5 finalists in the "Miss Lipstick Lesbian (bi-curious)" competition, I'd be grateful.
Also on my wishlist are:
I understand you might not run to all of those, but at the very least, I sincerely trust you don't suck *** as badly as 2005 did.
Thank you for listening.
Kisses
Nobby