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#1 Dec 31 2005 at 4:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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I had a few people over tonight, and after a few games of As[/i]shole, it was time for some of them to sober up for the drive home. However, one girl just wouldn't quit. You know those violent drunks.

At the end of the night, somebody else had to drive her car home while another guy followed them so they could both get back. She wasn't happy about it either, and apparently made a big fuss the whole ride home. Then she tried to make out with the guy that drove her home.

Now, I'm the responsible drunk, the guy that makes sure that everybody calls him when they get home, just for peace of mind. I had 4 people call me tonight, just so I can sleep easy. What kind of drunk are you?


Edit: Since when was "as[b][/b]shole" filtered?

[i]Edited, Sat Dec 31 04:17:41 2005 by Demea
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#2 Dec 31 2005 at 5:54 AM Rating: Decent
Alcohol is a mood enhancer for me. Then again it doesn't help the only thing I drink is liquor. I can't stand beer.

As long as I'm in a good mood and I ate something beforehand, I'm a goofy drunk. I'm slurring my words, don't know what I'm talking about, and crackin' jokes.

Anything else and I'm a moody drunk. I'll be silent and withdrawn. Never gotten violent.
#3 Dec 31 2005 at 6:07 AM Rating: Good
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I'm usually a happy drunk. Never been violent, and maybe once or twice I've turned into the "I love everybody and you're next" drunk. I rarely get drunk anymore though, I usually stop after I get a good buzz.
#4 Dec 31 2005 at 7:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm usually a happy drunk. Never been violent, and maybe once or twice I've turned into the "I love everybody and you're next" drunk. I rarely get drunk anymore though, I usually stop after I get a good buzz.



I tend to be the same way unless there is hard liquor involved.

Then, I am an instant as[/b]shole looking to pick a fight usually with the biggest guy in the place.

I dont know why, I guess maybe I think they have a bigger di[b]
ck, or they can pee farther than I can. Smiley: lol

Did I mention I never drink hard liquor? Did I also mention that I am sporting dental work that would make a hockey player proud? Lessons learned. Smiley: wink

A few beers for me, I get slaphappy, and I am done. Liquor will betray you.
#5 Dec 31 2005 at 11:33 AM Rating: Excellent
I'm a nice person as long as I leave the white liquor alone.

Me + white liquor = scars all around.

How you fu[/i]ckers been?
#6 Dec 31 2005 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm a nice person as long as I leave the white liquor alone.

Me + white liquor = scars all around.

How you fu[/i]ckers been?



Jeezus I thought you died... Smiley: lol
#7 Dec 31 2005 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
Nah, moved and been too busy at work to get my cable hooked up til today. Such is the fate of the work-slave.
#8 Dec 31 2005 at 12:07 PM Rating: Decent
I am the 'tear in my beer' kinda drunk, I get really quiet and melancholy when i'm shitfaced. If I stop at a good buzz, though, I am great. Smiley: lol
#9 Dec 31 2005 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
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It all depends.

I usually become very extroverted and fun-loving, and probably annoying as hell too.

Rum makes me a serious drunk. I will be drunk and goofy, but in between outbursts I'm usually wearing a cold stare...

Tequila, PHEWWWW, now that's the stuff that will cause me to start destroying things, knocking things off the wall, jusmp on top of random parked cars and scream at ramdom people walking by.

yeah, keep me away from Tequila....




Thing with me and drinking is that I feel kinda tainted after I have one drink. I don't play any games wehn drunks, nor prefer to watch a good movie, nor prefer to read a good book....
so I see 3 options wehn I get drunk:
1) Keep Drinking until I pass out
2) Have sex til I pass out
3) Dance til I pass out

That's it. So usually by the end of the night, and I'm alone, half sick, not dancing, and all alone, I'll just get really depressed til I pass out...

which is why I don't drink too often,
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#10 Dec 31 2005 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
I am good until I throw up, then watch out!
#11 Dec 31 2005 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm usually a Happy drunk or a depressing Drunk.
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#12 Dec 31 2005 at 1:49 PM Rating: Decent


When I drink I like to think I become a supremely charming sociopath, and at an early point, perhaps I am. I'm blessed and cursed with a condition which causes me to drink to the point of blackout nearly everytime I indulge. I blame it on a pedigree consisting of Native American and Norwegian heritage.

Naturally when you've drowned that human and mammalian part of your brain, there's only the lizard left, and he can be less than charming.
#13 Dec 31 2005 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Depends on what I'm drinking.

I normally stick to beer and just become a happy drunk, if I have more then one. I really shouldn't mix my meds with any alcohol.

I like a small finger of scotch or a little brandy at times though. Then I drink until I just begin to feel tipsy and no more.

I never had much tolorance for alcohol though and I get ill quickly if I have start on the mix drinks I used to love. For some reason I can handle gin and tonics like I do beer, so they seem safe still.

Tequila makes me horny for some reason. I love it mixed with grapefruit juice or strait shots with salt and lime. I keep thinking the next time I visit my middle child I should have a shot of El- Patron silver and then go home and have hot monkey sex with Jonwin.
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#15 Dec 31 2005 at 3:20 PM Rating: Good
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Tequila and me usually results in the night before being described by friends and family as the ________ incident. Usually involving nudity, occassionally the police, and once I shaved my head. Never violence, I'm usually a very happy drunk, in fact when upset or angry I usually do not drink cause I do not enjoy it.

I do not drink tequila that much anymore, I pretty much have to be in a certain mood and want to do something crazy since I know what it does. I swear there is something extra in Tequila that combined with alcohol has an extra effect.

Edited, Sat Dec 31 15:31:27 2005 by fhrugby
#16 Dec 31 2005 at 3:58 PM Rating: Decent
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I generally don't drink much, and usually just beer, but I can hit the hard stuff (moderately). Most of the time I just get slapphappy and fun.
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#17 Dec 31 2005 at 4:26 PM Rating: Good
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I'm pretty easy going and happy usually. It's pretty rare for me to go mean.
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#18 Dec 31 2005 at 5:25 PM Rating: Default
Um... when I'm drunk my standards drop WAY low. I once made out with a fat *****... my friends made fun of me the next day. But normally I'm a happy drunk, i've also been told i'm hilarious when i'm high
#19 Dec 31 2005 at 6:46 PM Rating: Decent
Demea wrote:
Now, I'm the responsible drunk



Oxymoron maybe?
#20 Dec 31 2005 at 7:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Um... when I'm drunk my standards drop WAY low. I once made out with a fat *****...


Think how bad SHE must have felt the next day....
#21 Dec 31 2005 at 7:13 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm a fun happy drunk. I have a couple friends like this though. Sort of like Frank The Tank, in that they can't stop once it touches their lips.


*A fun rule while playing as[/b]shole is to make everyone talk in 3rd person except for yourself.




Edited, Sat Dec 31 19:14:51 2005 by fenderputy
#22 Jan 01 2006 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
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Liquor tends to give me a headache and doesn't like my tummy too much, so I'm pretty lightweight. Often it's my goal to get a little tipsy and giggly but I rarely can manage to sip fast enough to get there.

Now on herb, I'm pretty easily amused, and even more easily . . . um. . . what were we talking about?
#23 Jan 01 2006 at 7:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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#24 Jan 01 2006 at 7:48 PM Rating: Good
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Very happy drunk, can be quite flirty. But I get sleepy extremely fast so the fun ends quick.
#25 Jan 02 2006 at 3:20 PM Rating: Decent
Heh, i'm a professional. After being a bartender for so many years, it just kinda comes naturally.

A nice dark beer like a New Castle and Jack Daniels of any blend neat is pretty much the way i go.

Never violent, always having fun, but i dont get out of control. More like a functional Alcoholic.
#26 Jan 02 2006 at 7:28 PM Rating: Decent
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I stick mostly to beer.I drink till I buzz then stop,which leaves me in a good mood.
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