Bear in mind that Fremont, CA is a suburb. That's really pretty much all it is - strip malls, ranch houses, the occasional discount outlet.
And yet, underneath that dull and pleasant demeanor... something interesting lurks.
Savage packs of chihuahuas? A **** burglar? What next?
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When she went to check on the noise, she indeed saw a man at her computer. He fled the home, and the woman discovered he had uploaded a pornographic screen saver to her desktop.
**** burglar? More like **** fairy. I want one of these for my house
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At 1:15 a.m., a woman reported that she had been sleeping in her home on the 300 block of Stonebridge Drive when she heard someone typing on her computer in her den, Veteran said.
When she went to check on the noise, she indeed saw a man at her computer. He fled the home, and the woman discovered he had uploaded a pornographic screen saver to her desktop.
When she went to check on the noise, she indeed saw a man at her computer. He fled the home, and the woman discovered he had uploaded a pornographic screen saver to her desktop.
Imagine what he would have left had there been enough time.
Mearyk wrote:
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When she went to check on the noise, she indeed saw a man at her computer. He fled the home, and the woman discovered he had uploaded a pornographic screen saver to her desktop.
**** burglar? More like **** fairy. I want one of these for my house
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
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**** burglar? More like **** fairy. I want one of these for my house
Good morning sir. Your **** is ready.
IN!
Elinda wrote:
Pssh, just get yourself a teenage son. 
It takes too long to grow one, and the ones you buy are either too disruptive or not disruptive enough.
Edit: Because I messed up the quote tags...
Edited, Fri Dec 30 14:22:45 2005 by Sarlos
Elinda wrote:
Mearyk wrote:
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When she went to check on the noise, she indeed saw a man at her computer. He fled the home, and the woman discovered he had uploaded a pornographic screen saver to her desktop.
**** burglar? More like **** fairy. I want one of these for my house
I stole my Dad's **** when I was a teenager.
Edit: **** Fairy = Interweeb
Edited, Fri Dec 30 14:23:46 2005 by fenderputy
So the next time your SO finds **** on your computer, you can point to this article and say someone must have broken in.
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