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I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin. This is not that particular occasion, since my first lover was brutally killed in an act of sensless violence that I will never forgive, or forget. She continues to live in my memories, though...

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#29 Jan 01 2006 at 1:10 PM Rating: Excellent

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I am left just ... lacking words to express how I feel about this ... Smiley: jawdrop

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#30 Jan 01 2006 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent

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...Now that's f[b][/b]ucked up....How could anyone even allow it? She must have paid everyone to pretend it was an ok thing...

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#31 Jan 01 2006 at 5:32 PM Rating: Good

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Jophiel wrote:

Everything you wanted to know about sex with dolphins

Work Safe but you probably shouldn't let folks see you reading it for content

I couldn't even finish reading it.

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#32 Jan 01 2006 at 6:08 PM Rating: Default

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Dolphin dude wrote:

(Dolphin males have a prehensile *****. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.)

Yep, that's just cool.

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#33 Jan 01 2006 at 6:57 PM Rating: Decent

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It's thing like this that make me wonder about humans...

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#34 Jan 01 2006 at 9:28 PM Rating: Decent

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Mistress Nadenu wrote:

Jophiel wrote:

Everything you wanted to know about sex with dolphins

Work Safe but you probably shouldn't let folks see you reading it for content

I couldn't even finish reading it.

waht she said

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#35 Jan 02 2006 at 2:18 AM Rating: Decent

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This disturbes*sp me to no ends... I would make a racial joke, but then get flamed.

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#36 Jan 02 2006 at 2:43 AM Rating: Decent

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If I had a prehensile *****....

Sheesh that would be useful in so many ways I shall not elaborate on.

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#37 Jan 02 2006 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good

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There's wrong and then there's wrong. That **** is wrong, bro-man.

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#38 Jan 02 2006 at 11:03 PM Rating: Good

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*cough* Slippery Slope! Liberal Conspiracy! blah blah blah...

hehe. And is anyone else a bit concerned that Joph happened to have that link handy? Hmmm...

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#39 Jan 02 2006 at 11:28 PM Rating: Excellent

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Heheh... that "article" has been on the web & UseNet for the last decade. I was honestly suprised to be the first to link to it.

Not many dolphins in Lake Michigan Smiley: frown