Millionaire marries dolphin
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.
Bet she leave all her ******* money to the dolphin when she dies too.
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That is, it, well, I, you... 
bottlenose?
eh.. nevermind.
I'd hit it
eh.. nevermind.
I'd hit it
I wonder what their children will look like
this is *********
waht country has now started allowing inter-species marriages!?
The Christian conservatives WARNED US ABOUT THIS!!!! first Gay civil unions, now I have to worry that a woman will be unimpressed with my manhood after fu[/b]cking a pig with a 2 foot corkscrew shaped *****!!
fu[b]cking hippies.
Edited, Fri Dec 30 12:35:14 2005 by Kelvyquayo
waht country has now started allowing inter-species marriages!?
The Christian conservatives WARNED US ABOUT THIS!!!! first Gay civil unions, now I have to worry that a woman will be unimpressed with my manhood after fu[/b]cking a pig with a 2 foot corkscrew shaped *****!!
fu[b]cking hippies.
Edited, Fri Dec 30 12:35:14 2005 by Kelvyquayo
Who in their right mind names a male dolphin Cindy?
Baron von Barkingturtle wrote:
Who in their right mind names a male dolphin Cindy?
someone eerily addicted to the Brady bunch?
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waht country has now started allowing inter-species marriages!?
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in Israel's Eliat resort
The woman is a freaking nut case and should be locked up away from all of us normal people.
Oh wait, she's a millionaire...
Like I said, she should be locked up.
And I get all her money.
Oh wait, she's a millionaire...
Like I said, she should be locked up.
And I get all her money.
I thought the same thing Kelvy, lol.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
This was reported on BBC America this morning while I was having breakfast. Once I got to work, I googled it for the link.
Well. i suppose that if I were forced to choose an animal to have sex with, it would prolly be a dolphin.
fugget
fugget
How can one legally marry an animal though? The animal can't give consent. Even if it could, it doesn't understand what it's giving consent too.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't legal. Nothing was said about a minister or anything, it was just a show.
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
How can one legally marry an animal though? The animal can't give consent. Even if it could, it doesn't understand what it's giving consent too.
Maybe they offered the Dolphin several other mates, but he refused to mate with anyone but the sicko rich wench?
Sarlos, Defender of Justice wrote:
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
How can one legally marry an animal though? The animal can't give consent. Even if it could, it doesn't understand what it's giving consent too.
Maybe they offered the Dolphin several other mates, but he refused to mate with anyone but the sicko rich wench?
He caught the sent of some pungent tuna, and went for it.
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Sarlos, Defender of Justice wrote:
Maybe they offered the Dolphin several other mates, but he refused to mate with anyone but the sicko rich wench?
He caught the sent of some pungent tuna, and went for it.
...eww.
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Too far?
Just a tad.
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Why would a dolphin want to marry a human...
I wonder if a same sex marriage to a dophin would be allowed?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
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this is bullsh*t,
waht country has now started allowing inter-species marriages!?
The Christian conservatives WARNED US ABOUT THIS!!!! first Gay civil unions, now I have to worry that a woman will be unimpressed with my manhood after ******* a pig with a 2 foot corkscrew shaped *****!!
******* hippies.
waht country has now started allowing inter-species marriages!?
The Christian conservatives WARNED US ABOUT THIS!!!! first Gay civil unions, now I have to worry that a woman will be unimpressed with my manhood after ******* a pig with a 2 foot corkscrew shaped *****!!
******* hippies.
I find it extremly funny how so chose to censor ******** when u, in the same text, write Gay, ******* a pig, ***** and ******* hippies....
Anyway the articel is either fake or that is one hell of a sick millionaire....."Im not a pervert" eh? THE HELL U AREN'T ! I have never heard anything ever that has been even close to this perverted and ive heard my share of perverted stuff...
Elinda wrote:
I wonder if a same sex marriage to a dophin would be allowed?
Absolutely not!
the very idea...
Everything you wanted to know about sex with dolphins
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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