Which of your ********* is larger?
| The Left: |    | 41 (56.9%) |
| The Right: | | 31 (43.1%) |
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Jophiel wrote:
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I voted for left 
... I don't really know they seem fairly similar. My left one does hang lower though.
What if someone only has one ********?
Edited, Thu Dec 29 20:14:42 2005 by fenderputy
... I don't really know they seem fairly similar. My left one does hang lower though. What if someone only has one ********?
Edited, Thu Dec 29 20:14:42 2005 by fenderputy
I had to check.... Co-workers didn't appreciate it 
you could've at least bought me dinner...
Your Mom said the Right one is bigger.
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
mine alternate
My right one is 3 lbs heavier than the left, but both look the same size. So I clicked right.
NWS ;)
Edited, Sat Dec 31 00:07:00 2005 by fhrugby
NWS ;)
Edited, Sat Dec 31 00:07:00 2005 by fhrugby
I don't remember it's name, but I have them sorted by size in the jars in the fridge.
My wife says the left one, hence I voted left ...
Haven't seen em in 2 years /sniffle
Haven't seen em in 2 years /sniffle
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LEFT!
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it's called the sciatic nerve....
if you don't have a larger left ********, something may be wrong with you.... or you're just different, and that's cool too!
sit on your wallet much?
have back/******** pain....
please advise this! :)
just thought i'd save someone some pain/time at the doc if they posted this seeking some sort of reason why their left is larger/hurts/or had a problem. thanks!
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it's called the sciatic nerve....
if you don't have a larger left ********, something may be wrong with you.... or you're just different, and that's cool too!
sit on your wallet much?
have back/******** pain....
please advise this! :)
just thought i'd save someone some pain/time at the doc if they posted this seeking some sort of reason why their left is larger/hurts/or had a problem. thanks!
My Right is bigger and also doesn't hang as low as the left....wonder if thats normal?
FHRUGBY!!! You Gotta put an NWS on that man!
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
I like to surf BIG waves...so I guess I would have to vote that both of mine are bigger.....
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Since I only have one nut sack I didn't know whether to pick left or right.
now for the standard sub-scholar poster response
ASK YOUR MUM!!!!LOLZORZZZZZ!!!!!ONEZORZ I AM TEH FUNNY!!!
but really Lefty for the win
ASK YOUR MUM!!!!LOLZORZZZZZ!!!!!ONEZORZ I AM TEH FUNNY!!!
but really Lefty for the win
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
What if someone only has one ********?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Just how common is that one ******** thing anyway?
No idea. The fellow in question got wanged in the nads by a baseball at a young age and the one was pretty much smashed beyond repair. At least, that's how she tells it; I never met the guy nor saw his sack.
She also reported that he had a very small *****. I've no idea if the two were related -- the ***** and ******** that is, not the girl and boyfriend. At least, I hope they weren't.
She also reported that he had a very small *****. I've no idea if the two were related -- the ***** and ******** that is, not the girl and boyfriend. At least, I hope they weren't.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I appear to be left-********** And according to the Scrotal Safety Commission, I should probably show my nuts only to Eurochicks.
The place where I played roller hockey was a fenced in tennis court. Our club had payed to have boards put up to form a rink. Before games the court would have to be swept of leaves and some people got in the habit of sweeping behind the nets while people were taking warm up shots. One of them got hit sqaure in a nut on the day he forgot to put on a cup first and it hemorrhaged and died. He had to have it surgically removed. After that he claimed to have one nut.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
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This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
I was also witness to a misfortunate testicular adventure once in my school days. I could hardly imagine a worse scene, nor a sentence taken easier out of context. The said adventurer had attempted to slam dunk a bastketball while leaping gleefully from atop a picnic table. His whole arm became entangled in the net of the goal, and the resulting momentum caused by this snag brought him crsahing into the pole like a wishbone. There was a significant amount of blood about his young penile area, and it was the absolute portrait of anguish. He writhed and bled for abit, I imagine the teste in questiion was lost, but he immediately changed schools, so I couldn't say definitively.
Baron von Barkingturtle wrote:
I was also witness to a misfortunate testicular adventure once in my school days. I could hardly imagine a worse scene, nor a sentence taken easier out of context. The said adventurer had attempted to slam dunk a bastketball while leaping gleefully from atop a picnic table. His whole arm became entangled in the net of the goal, and the resulting momentum caused by this snag brought him crsahing into the pole like a wishbone. There was a significant amount of blood about his young penile area, and it was the absolute portrait of anguish. He writhed and bled for abit, I imagine the teste in questiion was lost, but he immediately changed schools, so I couldn't say definitively.
Ow.
And i'd have to say left...though i've never checked...just feels bigger.
Darkenbudddy wrote:
...though i've never checked...
Yeeah...
[i]I think I'm learning to pharm[/sm]
Ol' lefty isnt really bigger, but for some reason he's standing vertically, leading me to beleive hes the dominant one. The "Alpha" teste, if you will.
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