I was also witness to a misfortunate testicular adventure once in my school days. I could hardly imagine a worse scene, nor a sentence taken easier out of context. The said adventurer had attempted to slam dunk a bastketball while leaping gleefully from atop a picnic table. His whole arm became entangled in the net of the goal, and the resulting momentum caused by this snag brought him crsahing into the pole like a wishbone. There was a significant amount of blood about his young penile area, and it was the absolute portrait of anguish. He writhed and bled for abit, I imagine the teste in questiion was lost, but he immediately changed schools, so I couldn't say definitively.