It has come to our attention that you have an unpaid parking ticket that needs to be taken care of. This ticket is from August of 99, and due to the late charges and fees, the amount now comes to $3,042.69. This must be paid immediately.
If you do not have the full amount, you may send pictures of your boobs in lieu of payment. Those pictures must be sent to kakarsmakar@hotmail.com no later than noon tomorrow.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
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Dear Lady DSDFollow
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Dear Kakar.
please go f[b][/b]uck yourself with this broken broom handle
I have enclosed. As you *** rape yourself, think on how it will be the closest I have ever come to giving you something. Never shall you see any payments on bogus automobile fines and my bewbs are shocked and angered that you wouild even think they could compensate for such monetary amounts. My bewbs are worth more than such a fine.
Thank you for your time. Please remember to scream Mommy when the broom disintegrates into thousands of tiny splinters, lodged in your ****.
Sincerely,
DSD
please go f[b][/b]uck yourself with this broken broom handle
I have enclosed. As you *** rape yourself, think on how it will be the closest I have ever come to giving you something. Never shall you see any payments on bogus automobile fines and my bewbs are shocked and angered that you wouild even think they could compensate for such monetary amounts. My bewbs are worth more than such a fine.
Thank you for your time. Please remember to scream Mommy when the broom disintegrates into thousands of tiny splinters, lodged in your ****.
Sincerely,
DSD
I would like some photos of your boobs as well, as I am privy to some information pertaining to library fines you have accrued on a book you forgot to return when you were in Junior high.
Please p.m. me with photos and I'll divulge the information.
Please p.m. me with photos and I'll divulge the information.
Dear Redjed,
Please take the letter written above to Kakar, delete his name, add yours in, and go ahead and change the automobile to library books. Know I send it to you from the bottom ofmy heart.
Please take the letter written above to Kakar, delete his name, add yours in, and go ahead and change the automobile to library books. Know I send it to you from the bottom ofmy heart.
You're doing it all wrong...
Look DSD, what kind of person are you? Do you go around stealing all the time? Do you even care that you have a $3,000 parking ticket. Why has it taken you this long to take care of this? Is this what you teach your children? To lie and to steal.
Hey, I want to help you get back on track. Were willing to accept just one picture of your bewbs if you send it right now. We don't want to have to take you to court, but just so you know if we do they will take your car, any salvageable items you own and you will definatly lose custody of your kids. I wan't you to know that the credit report update is sitting right here on my desk. I have to fax this to the Credit agencies after this phone call if I don't have the picture. If I send this you will never get another loan or credit card ever again. All of your current credit cards will be cancled and you will owe all of those amounts immediatly.
It's unfortunate that your in this situation but you need to accept responsibility and fix it this instant. I can accept the URL with the picture right now, go ahead and read it off.
Look DSD, what kind of person are you? Do you go around stealing all the time? Do you even care that you have a $3,000 parking ticket. Why has it taken you this long to take care of this? Is this what you teach your children? To lie and to steal.
Hey, I want to help you get back on track. Were willing to accept just one picture of your bewbs if you send it right now. We don't want to have to take you to court, but just so you know if we do they will take your car, any salvageable items you own and you will definatly lose custody of your kids. I wan't you to know that the credit report update is sitting right here on my desk. I have to fax this to the Credit agencies after this phone call if I don't have the picture. If I send this you will never get another loan or credit card ever again. All of your current credit cards will be cancled and you will owe all of those amounts immediatly.
It's unfortunate that your in this situation but you need to accept responsibility and fix it this instant. I can accept the URL with the picture right now, go ahead and read it off.
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
I hate you people
Do you think that I can use this same strategy to pay for tuition?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
DSD wrote:
My bewbs are worth more than such a fine.
Prove it.
Demea wrote:
Do you think that I can use this same strategy to pay for tuition?
No one wants to see your bewbs.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Quote:
I hate you people
Ok, we understand your upset. Honestly, I would be upset too if I had neglected an obligation like that this long. I mean it didn't seem to be such a big issue when you were enjoying the parking spot did it? Only when it came time to hold up your end of the bargain.
We're on your side here, we want to help you, but in order to do that you need to help yourself. I got off the phone a little while ago with your employer, they are going to have to dock your check if you don't send me the URL right now. I don't want to have to do this, I don't want your family to find out how you handle your fiscal obligations.
This is your opportunity to turn your life around. I am not going to keep making this offer to coddle you through this. If you want to deal with the legal system that is your choice but I guarantee the best and cheapest way to handle this is to give me the URL right now so that you can move on with your life.
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Xythex, you know you're doing it wrong too. You have to threaten me with ruining my credit, disregarding the fact it is not my account. then you have to tell me to look up collection agency in a dictionary and I have no right to complain as my husband was overdue in paying a pitiful amuont.
Then you have to garble the name of the company you represent.
Get it right damnit!
Then you have to garble the name of the company you represent.
Get it right damnit!
Demea wrote:
Don't cry, some of us want to see whatever bewbs will be shown to us.
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Demea wrote:
Don't cry, some of us want to see whatever bewbs will be shown to us.
See? My man-bewbs are appreciated by some.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Quote:
Xythex, you know you're doing it wrong too. You have to threaten me with ruining my credit, disregarding the fact it is not my account. then you have to tell me to look up collection agency in a dictionary and I have no right to complain as my husband was overdue in paying a pitiful amuont.
Then you have to garble the name of the company you represent.
Get it right damnit!
Then you have to garble the name of the company you represent.
Get it right damnit!
Do you understand the seriousness of this? I don't even think you are aware of the implications of dodging this even another day. We have a tow truck down the road right now. They will take your car! You wont ever see it again, you will be responsible for the towing fees, the impound fees, this debt will skyrocket in a matter of hours. I've tried being civil, now it's your turn to show a little bit of maturity. We've done everything in our power to make this as easy a process as we can on you and you've completely disregarded our kindness. Frankly, I'm offended. This is not about us, this is about you, and your criminal behavior. If you want to be an honest person, if you want to reclaim one shred of your dignity, you will take this gift and just give me the URL. I'm not going to wait forever.
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Dear DSD,
I like you. Do you like me? Please check one.
[ ]: Yes
[ ]: No
p.s. Will you go to the prom with me?
p.p.s. I want you to have my babies.
p.p.p.s Even if they do turn out retarded.
I like you. Do you like me? Please check one.
[ ]: Yes
[ ]: No
p.s. Will you go to the prom with me?
p.p.s. I want you to have my babies.
p.p.p.s Even if they do turn out retarded.
If we had retarded babies I would know who to blame. I'm not the one reverting back to fifth grade tactics to see if I like you.
P.S. the answer is no I will not have your babies and go to the prom. Someone already asked me. You're too late. Sorry
Edited, Thu Dec 29 16:32:58 2005 by DSD
P.S. the answer is no I will not have your babies and go to the prom. Someone already asked me. You're too late. Sorry
Edited, Thu Dec 29 16:32:58 2005 by DSD
Can I touch your bewb?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
MentalFrog, are trying to tell us there is a party in your pants and you would like to know if DSD would like to come?
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Pffft DSD wishes she could get into my pants.
That's a ****** joke
That's a ****** joke
Lady DSD wrote:
Dear Kakar.
please go f[b][/b]uck yourself with this broken broom handle
I have enclosed. As you *** rape yourself, think on how it will be the closest I have ever come to giving you something. Never shall you see any payments on bogus automobile fines and my bewbs are shocked and angered that you wouild even think they could compensate for such monetary amounts. My bewbs are worth more than such a fine.
Thank you for your time. Please remember to scream Mommy when the broom disintegrates into thousands of tiny splinters, lodged in your ****.
Sincerely,
DSD
please go f[b][/b]uck yourself with this broken broom handle
I have enclosed. As you *** rape yourself, think on how it will be the closest I have ever come to giving you something. Never shall you see any payments on bogus automobile fines and my bewbs are shocked and angered that you wouild even think they could compensate for such monetary amounts. My bewbs are worth more than such a fine.
Thank you for your time. Please remember to scream Mommy when the broom disintegrates into thousands of tiny splinters, lodged in your ****.
Sincerely,
DSD
I miss all the good stuff.
Sir Weebs wrote:
I miss all the good stuff. 
You still have me, baby.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Lord xythex wrote:
MentalFrog, are trying to tell us there is a party in your pants and you would like to know if DSD would like to come?
Can I be invited to the pants party?
Man forget DSD, where do I get my hands on that broken broom handle? Sh[i][/i]it is HOT!
Please stop wasting your time harrasing and threatening DSD into showing her breasts. You need to use a little charm, and a lot of liquor, just like the rest of us guys.
Edited, Fri Dec 30 09:17:06 2005 by fhrugby
Edited, Fri Dec 30 09:17:06 2005 by fhrugby
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