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#1 Dec 28 2005 at 11:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's wednesday. so sue me?

1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

5. What do you collect?

6. Name this fish <[[><|

7 GOTO 10
8 Print "lidzurhlkjrhvbnjbkjenrbeberbegrbe"
9 Init case z
10 GOTO 7

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#2 Dec 29 2005 at 12:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

Hehe. I do a mean Bob Dylan impersonation on the home Kareoke Machine. But then who doesn't?

2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

Hmmm... No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

That's so last millenia. My resolution's much higher then that.

I gave up on New Year's Resolutions long ago. Never could keep them. ;)


4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

Of course! I'm number one on google.

5. What do you collect?

Lint. But only in my bellybutton.

6. Name this fish <[[><|

That is clearly the deadly poisonous Pacific Pufferfish. That or a sadists soccorball. Not sure which.

7 GOTO 10
8 Print "lidzurhlkjrhvbnjbkjenrbeberbegrbe"
9 Init case z
10 GOTO 7


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#4 Dec 29 2005 at 12:48 AM Rating: Decent
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1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...


I can't impersonate anyone or anything.

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2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?


Fluffy Pillow.

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3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)


Lose Weight, get to 10000 posts, be less of an *******, normal boring new years resolutions.

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4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too


Not yet, but I will be, very very soon.

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5. What do you collect?


Rare Console Games

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6. Name this fish <[[><|


Porcupine Fish

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#5 Dec 29 2005 at 12:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

I'm a fair mimic, but the only impersonation I can do reliably is the cartoon dog, Droopy. (What are we gonna do now, Gidney?)

2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

Pillow, please.

3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

Not to make any resolutions. It worked out well last year.

4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

Only in my own mind.

5. What do you collect?

Books and computers, it would seem.

6. Name this fish <[[><|

Clown fish, naturally.
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#6 Dec 29 2005 at 2:36 AM Rating: Decent
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1. I don't know of any good people impressions, though I'm told that my cow impression can be mistaken for the real thing.

2. Beaten to death with a pillow stuffed with mallard ducks.

3. 1024 x 768 here, too.

4. Nope.

5. Random s[/i]hit that may or may not become valuable. Most likely to become valuable thing that I own is a framed limited edition Half-Life 2 lithograph & certificate of authenticity. (#5)

6. A puffed porc.

7. ALT+F4

[i]Edited, Thu Dec 29 02:40:19 2005 by DodoBird
#7 Dec 29 2005 at 2:40 AM Rating: Decent
It's wednesday. so sue me?

The Subpoena should be arriving shortly.

1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

No.

2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

Are the Mallard Ducks in possession of the fluffy pillows?

3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

Who cares? No one sticks to them past the second week in january.

4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

I'm not so much famous as my techniques are. Smiley: sly

5. What do you collect?

Toe Tags.

6. Name this fish <[[><|

I'll name his George. And I'll hug him and pet him and squeeze him and love him and pet him and hug him. . . .

7 GOTO 10
8 Print "lidzurhlkjrhvbnjbkjenrbeberbegrbe"
9 Init case z
10 GOTO 7


What is this, a programmer's CJ?
#8 Dec 29 2005 at 2:53 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
It's wednesday. so sue me?

1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

I can do a drunken Weebs pretty well.

2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

Fluffy pillow, topless DSD. nuff said.

3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

To make more cash, and to spend at a parallel ratio.

4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

Nope.

5. What do you collect?

Swords, and beermugs

6. Name this fish <[[><|

Squishy

7 GOTO 10
8 Print "lidzurhlkjrhvbnjbkjenrbeberbegrbe"
9 Init case z
10 GOTO 7

No.

#9 Dec 29 2005 at 3:24 AM Rating: Good
1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

Don't know if you could call it a person, but I do a damn good Smeagol from Lord of the Rings.

2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

Could I be beaten to death by pillow cases filled with mallard ducks?

3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

To do my damndest not to wind up in a mental institution.

4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

I was in the local newspaper for dressing up as Darth Vader (I was suckered into it) for Star Wars Episode III. Luckily, that gig helped me score my job at that very theater.

5. What do you collect?

Koontz books I've read, favorite TV sitcom seasons, and the unfading souls of a billion dead babies.

6. Name this fish <[[><|

It's definitely not a sex toy for one thing. Would probably make a horrible football... I guess it's a born-again lemur.

7 GOTO 10
8 Print "lidzurhlkjrhvbnjbkjenrbeberbegrbe"
9 Init case z
10 GOTO 7


Lake Tahoe is a damn cold place.

Edited, Thu Dec 29 03:29:20 2005 by Chand
#10 Dec 29 2005 at 4:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
It's wednesday. so sue me?

1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

5. What do you collect?

6. Name this fish <[[><|

7 GOTO 10
8 Print "lidzurhlkjrhvbnjbkjenrbeberbegrbe"
9 Init case z
10 GOTO 7



1. Can't do one impression worth talking about.
2. Pillow, since I think that would prolong my life considerably with little pain.
3. I plan on working out.
4. My GF thinks I'm special. So does my mom.
5. I used to collect baseball cards, but now I collect mass centered around my stomach region.
6. Puffer Fish
#11 Dec 29 2005 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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Chand the Furtive wrote:
Could I be beaten to death by pillow cases filled with mallard ducks?


Hilarious. Chand kills me.

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#12 Dec 29 2005 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

I do a great impersonation of a guy sleeping


2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

pecked to death while reclined on fluffy pillows


3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

1025 x 769, gotta stay ahead of the curve

4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

Yup, I possess the mighty 6.3. Haven't you heard?

5. What do you collect?

posts

6. Name this fish <[[><|

Bolivian nipplegrinder


7 GOTO 10
8 Print "lidzurhlkjrhvbnjbkjenrbeberbegrbe"
9 Init case z
10 GOTO 7

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#13 Dec 29 2005 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Tare wrote:
Chand the Furtive wrote:
Could I be beaten to death by pillow cases filled with mallard ducks?


Hilarious. Chand kills me.


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2. Beaten to death with a pillow stuffed with mallard ducks.


Edited, Thu Dec 29 08:52:54 2005 by DodoBird
#14 Dec 29 2005 at 9:03 AM Rating: Decent
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1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who?

Yes, see if you can guess who this is:

"It's wednesday. so sue me?

1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

5. What do you collect?

6. Name this fish <[[><|

7 GOTO 10
8 Print "lidzurhlkjrhvbnjbkjenrbeberbegrbe"
9 Init case z
10 GOTO 7
"










Edited, Thu Dec 29 09:05:50 2005 by Elinda
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#15 Dec 29 2005 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
1) I can do a few of my co-workers pretty well, but nobody famous.

2) Call me a puss, but pillow for sure.

3) To get ****-faced, and **** all of my friends off, just so I can spend the next month apologizing.

4) My gas is notorious for clearing out the office, does that count?

5) Dust, bills, and lame movies.

6) Pretty sure thats a rainbow trout.

7) Ctrl+x
#16 Dec 29 2005 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

I do a pretty horrible Sean Connery impression.

2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

Ducks are pretty viscious, I'll go with the pillow

3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

I don't make New Years Resolutions, as they are doomed to failure.

4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

I'm infamous, to an extent. I once lived off pancakes in college for two weeks at the end of the semester because I was so broke. Apparently that story still makes its rounds on campus

5. What do you collect?

I've got quite the book selection in my office

6. Name this fish <[[><|

It's a babelfish, obviously. Thus, disproving the existance of God.

7 GOTO 10
8 Print "lidzurhlkjrhvbnjbkjenrbeberbegrbe"
9 Init case z
10 GOTO 7

Fatal execution error. The bit bucket is full
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#17 Dec 29 2005 at 2:35 PM Rating: Decent
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1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

I can do a perfect "Mama" from Throw Mama From The Train
2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

pillow

3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

to stop fooling myself

4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

yes, demi-gods such as I have a tendency to do that

5. What do you collect?

Cigarette butts and empty Mountain Dew bottles

6. Name this fish <[[><|

George

7 GOTO 10
8 Print "lidzurhlkjrhvbnjbkjenrbeberbegrbe"
9 Init case z
10 GOTO 7

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#18 Dec 29 2005 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
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1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL.

I can, but the majority of them are horrible.


2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

I'm doing great with cigs, thanks for the offer though.


3. What is your new years resolution?

To kill Keanu Reeves


4. Are you famous?

If I pull off #3 I will be.


5. What do you collect?

Pens.

6. Name this fish

Spike.
#19 Dec 29 2005 at 2:54 PM Rating: Decent
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1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

TIMAH!

2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

TIMAH! QUACK!

3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

TIMAH!

4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

TIMAH!

5. What do you collect?

TIMAH!

6. Name this fish <[[><|

TIMAH!

7 GOTO 10

TIMAH!

8 Print "lidzurhlkjrhvbnjbkjenrbeberbegrbe"

TIMAH!

9 Init case z

TIMAH!

10 GOTO 7

TIMAH!



#20 Dec 29 2005 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
1. Can you do any impersonations of people IRL. If so, who? bonus points if you link us an audio file...

I do this amazing impersonation of a mute... I would link an audio file but it would be pretty boring.

2. Would you rather be pecked to death by mallard ducks, or beaten to death with a fluffy pillow?

I would pick the fluffy pillow, as long as a scantily clad beautiful young woman was doing the beating. I might as well die with a smile on my face.

3. What is your new years resolution? (Mines 1024 x 768 hahahaha!)

...

4. Are you famous? if so, why? infamous works too.

If I was famous, I would have better things to do than post here.

5. What do you collect?

Unmatched socks.

6. Name this fish <[[><|

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy

[baby talk]

Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy

7 GOTO 10
8 Print "lidzurhlkjrhvbnjbkjenrbeberbegrbe"
9 Init case z
10 GOTO 7

Err, this would be an infinite loop with lines eight and nine never being executed.
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