B*tch get off the phone and driveFollow

Someone can't take a joke.

My anime chick is hotter than yours.

Highly subjective there.

Real men type sms messages while driving.

Phoenix drivers suck ***. They do not understand the concept of double turn lanes. I do not understand why, there is a line! Stay on your side of the line, it is a simple concept. This morning, a woman in an SUV decided she wanted my lane in the middle of the turn. It was a good thing there was another double turn lane to the left of me I could turn into instead. It happens all the time and drives me up a wall.

Edited, Thu Dec 29 01:06:57 2005 by EalricOnLakshmi

These dumb wenches cause countless accidents without even realizing it. On the phone, their driving experience is more like "watching a movie" to them.

Unfazed, and continuing the cell phone conversation, they just keep on driving, oblivious to the wrecks they cause.

Real world observation > White collar statistics.

I guess it has allot to do with where you live and what you're inclined to notice. I by far and away have the biggest problems with Loud, obnoxious, backyard installed lift kitted pickup trucks, driven by testosterone drunk shirtless rednecks than anything else. That being closely followed by geezers pulling trailers that are far to heavy for their pickup trucks at speeds that far exceed what they can handle safely. If you have a 2 foot lift and 36 inch tires or are pulling a 15,000LB 5th wheel your vehicle is not safe at 85 miles an hour on the expressway. so GET IN THE FUC[/I]KING RIGHT LANE and stay there.

Phones don't talk to people. People talk to people.

Has anyone ever been talking to someone driving whose gotten into an accident while you were talking to them? I haven't, but have this paranoia about it.

There are a couple people I have to do business with that insist on doing it while driving despite my protestations.

Would you feel at all responsible?

A little off topic but I have a question for all of you. I am currently stuck in this hell hole called San Antonio and the roads here drive me nuts. THEY HAVE YIELD SIGNS AT THE END OF THE ON-RAMPS AND LEAVE ABOUT 20 FEET TO MERGE IN 65+ MPH TRAFFIC!!!!!

I am from chicago and I know for a fact the roads out there aren't that fuc[/sm]ked up. Anyone else have to deal with this shi[sm]t where they live?

Back on topic.

I don't care what statistics say. As many times as I have almost been hit or run off the road I would say 7 out of 10 times it's by a woman and 9 out of 10 times the bi[sm][/sm]tch is on the phone.

One type of driver I hate are the old ladies with the big hats. The bigger the hat the slower they drive.

The worst thing I have ever seen was on my way to work one day and traffic was backed up bad for some reason. Come to find out one of the lanes was being blocked by some lady who was doing 20 in a 55 because she decided to read a book while she was driving.

There are other kinds?

I could see taking the keys from my grandmother, but not my grandfather. Thats a mixture of pride and skill for him. He is a dangerous driver, no doubt. He's dangerous because he still has the reflexes of a 21 year old and the driving mentality of an 18 year old crossed with a grumpy old man. He was a fighter pilot and is still a competent driver/pilot at 75 years of age. Quite amazing actually.

When you realize they are putting themselves and others in danger every time they get behind the wheel. We had to take my grandpa's keys away before he died becuase he was a very dangerous driver. Unfortunately he would always hide a set and start driving again even if they searched his apartment they couldn't find all his sets. Thankfully no one ever died from his driving.

On another note why don't people know how to use 4-way stops? If the person in front of you just went, then it is obviously not your turn.