My prize is in my grasp. I am now 6.3, this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to anyone on the internets probably. For 1000 internet ages bards will sing of my 6.3idness. Online noobs will gather around virtual fires and stare astonished and bright-eyed as magnificent balads celebrate my valiant triumph against all odds to complete the greatest quest ever set upon by one of this worlds virtual denizens.
Wrinkled sages and gurus will croon to one another of the feats that other mere mortals have only dared to dream about. My journey will be embossed by the gauze of legend. With each retelling the perils will grow deeper, the obsticals stronger, and the achievements greater. The online masses surely will revel in my triumph.
My only wish is that an internet age was longer than 4 seconds and the online masses consisted of more than my imaginary friends on this forum. But at any rate I'll enjoy it for the rest of the day.