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#1 Dec 28 2005 at 9:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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My prize is in my grasp. I am now 6.3, this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to anyone on the internets probably. For 1000 internet ages bards will sing of my 6.3idness. Online noobs will gather around virtual fires and stare astonished and bright-eyed as magnificent balads celebrate my valiant triumph against all odds to complete the greatest quest ever set upon by one of this worlds virtual denizens.

Wrinkled sages and gurus will croon to one another of the feats that other mere mortals have only dared to dream about. My journey will be embossed by the gauze of legend. With each retelling the perils will grow deeper, the obsticals stronger, and the achievements greater. The online masses surely will revel in my triumph.

My only wish is that an internet age was longer than 4 seconds and the online masses consisted of more than my imaginary friends on this forum. But at any rate I'll enjoy it for the rest of the day.
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#2 Dec 28 2005 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
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Congrats!
#3 Dec 28 2005 at 9:47 AM Rating: Decent
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Is it congratulations time?

I'm not sure.
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#4 Dec 28 2005 at 9:50 AM Rating: Good
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Is it congratulations time?


Ya, but could you put it into the form of a ballad and kind of dance around a little while doing it?
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#5 Dec 28 2005 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
Is this like that spinal tap thing (before my time) where it goes to 11, not just 10? Why not 6.4?
#6 Dec 28 2005 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
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Personally, I always preferred 6.1 myself. But then, I'm old school like that.
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#7 Dec 28 2005 at 10:09 AM Rating: Decent
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So..how'd it happ....blah blah blah.



Who knew Dana could get so much knob-bobbin by handing out weird names?
#8 Dec 28 2005 at 10:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Guess that is better than ythe, hehe
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#9 Dec 28 2005 at 10:16 AM Rating: Good
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Who knew Dana could get so much knob-bobbin by handing out weird names?


You can do better than that. Frankly, I had hoped these ballads would at least rhyme.

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Guess that is better than ythe, hehe


Hush you, don't be giving him any ideas.
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#10 Dec 28 2005 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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I had hoped these ballads would at least rhyme.


Who knew Dana
could get you to bob,
to slurp and slobber,
all over his knob?

By giving out names,
in a unique way,
He caused poor Ythe
To go The Gay.
#11 Dec 28 2005 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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Who knew Dana
could get you to bob,
to slurp and slobber,
all over his knob?

By giving out names,
in a unique way,
He caused poor Ythe
To go The Gay.


Much better, now could you put on brightly colored tights, kind of dance around and strum a lute while singing it?
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#12 Dec 28 2005 at 10:34 AM Rating: Decent
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My wife threw out all of my brightly colored tights when we got married. Smiley: frown
#13 Dec 28 2005 at 10:37 AM Rating: Good
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
My wife threw out all of my brightly colored tights when we got married. Smiley: frown


How do you two have kinky sex now that the tights are gone?
#14 Dec 28 2005 at 10:40 AM Rating: Decent
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What'd I miss?

What the h[i][/i]ell is going on and why?

#15 Dec 28 2005 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations!
Now for 6.9, which we all know is the bomb!
#16 Dec 28 2005 at 11:39 AM Rating: Decent
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I always knew you was just another number
















grats Ythe
#17 Dec 28 2005 at 12:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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I always knew you was just another #12

FTFY
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#18 Dec 28 2005 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Chand the Furtive wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
My wife threw out all of my brightly colored tights when we got married. Smiley: frown


How do you two have kinky sex now that the tights are gone?



He sings Danger Zone while wearing aviators and a bomber jacket.


Edit: Congrats on being 6.3. The mark of Bob.

Edited, Wed Dec 28 12:48:22 2005 by fenderputy
#19 Dec 28 2005 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
I guess I’m just not smart enough to understand the significance of 6.3.

*puts on his dunce hat, and waits for an explanation*
#20 Dec 28 2005 at 1:02 PM Rating: Good
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Well, it was supposed to go into my karma slot but Danalog missed the hole and jammed it right into my title.

However, when the internets hand you lemons it's best to make an overly dramatic Celebratory thread to kind of spruce up an otherwise dull forum morning.
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#21 Dec 28 2005 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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looks good on you.
#22 Dec 28 2005 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
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So when does my username get "pimped."
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#23 Dec 28 2005 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
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when you're 18
#24 Dec 28 2005 at 2:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Reeve wrote:
So when does my username get "pimped."


Have your balls dropped yet?
#25 Dec 28 2005 at 3:22 PM Rating: Default
congrads!
#26 Dec 28 2005 at 6:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Have your balls dropped yet?


On your mom.
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