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Because of the high-energy demands of both brains and sperm, scientists believe males cannot generate large amounts of both.
So, apparently stupid people really DO have a breeding advantage. Go figure.
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Say it with me... you knew this, right?
So, apparently stupid people really DO have a breeding advantage. Go figure.
So, apparently stupid people really DO have a breeding advantage. Go figure.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Because relatively large brains are metabolically costly to develop and maintain, changes in brain size may be accompanied by compensatory changes in other expensive tissues.
Next time my wife asks me to clean the house I'll have to remind her that I already don't have enough energy to fuel both my brain and my sperm production.
She will probably laugh and hand me the vacuum.
She will probably laugh and hand me the vacuum.
I guess since I blow a load like a forgotten quart of chocolate chip ice cream left on the counter on a hot summer's day, I must fall into the other category.
I r teh stoopider.
I r teh stoopider.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar the Vile wrote:
Since they already know I'm dumb, I'll try to claim sexual prowess.
Fixed!
/nod
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Young, dumb, and full of ***
No? Too gross?
No? Too gross?
Samira wrote:
Say it with me... you knew this, right?
So, apparently stupid people really DO have a breeding advantage. Go figure.
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Because of the high-energy demands of both brains and sperm, scientists believe males cannot generate large amounts of both.
So, apparently stupid people really DO have a breeding advantage. Go figure.
We actually have scientists working on this?
To hell with curing disease! I wanna know why stupid people have the ability to blow such an amazing amount of man *****!
Please form a research team. I.Q. tests, Hustler magazines, and sore elbows, are the agenda for the day.
Nobby's Law #158 wrote:
The average adult male human has sufficient blood to fuel his brain or engorge his *****. Alas, there is insufficient blood to allow both to function simultaneously.
Who needs scientists. I compiled that law when I was 19
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Kakar the Vile wrote:
I blow a load like a forgotten quart of chocolate chip ice cream left on the counter on a hot summer's day
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Sir Weebs wrote:
Please form a research team. I.Q. tests, Hustler magazines, and sore elbows, are the agenda for the day.
Switch stance prevents the sore elbows, and can help keep both hands nice and soft.
This is scary though, since this man would have some awsome repoduction power.
Edited, Tue Dec 27 17:16:25 2005 by fenderputy
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
This is scary though since this man would have some awsome repoduction power.
Looks like he's trying out some of that cross-species breeding.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
Kakar the Vile wrote:
I blow a load like a forgotten quart of chocolate chip ice cream left on the counter on a hot summer's day
Dude, if you've got big black chunks of solids floating in there, you'd better get your *** to a doctor... now!!
What?
That's not normal?
They aren't that big...
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Pffft you got nothing to worry about. Stupid people jack off. Now if you'll excuse me...
Why must we try to justify stupidity?
Wait...
China must be full of incredibly stupid people to have such a population. Justifying stupidity can be fun I guess, if it explains why the concept of contraception is lost on some people. (It's really an empty justification because no matter how much you run from it, stupid is as stupid does... *****.)
Wait...
China must be full of incredibly stupid people to have such a population. Justifying stupidity can be fun I guess, if it explains why the concept of contraception is lost on some people. (It's really an empty justification because no matter how much you run from it, stupid is as stupid does... *****.)
Finally, an explanation for what I’ve always known to be true.
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