Mandatory Sex EducationFollow

I have recieved sex education at school off and on since the 6th grade. Every time, our parents had a to sign a form stating whether or not we were allowed to participate. There were always six or seven kids who were lead into another room to watch Aladdin because there parents were opposed to sex education for one reason or another.

One boring Tuesday night, a college friend of mine was to attend an event called "Sex in the Dark" hosted by her church. She was a embarrased and wanted me to come with. The idea was that everyone was put into a completely dark room where they could ask questions freely since no one knew who was asking what question. A "certified expert" was there to answer the questions. To be honest, she answered the questions without putting to much of christian spin on it.

The reason for this post is that it makes a pretty good argument for mandatory sex education in schools since alot of the questions asked were things I learned in seventh grade. All of the following questions were asked by college students.

Is it true you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex?

Is it true you can get pregnant from kissing?

Can you get pregnant from oral/**** sex?

Can you get pregnant from *************

Will ************ make you impotent?

Will ************ make you blind?

Will eating fish make you more attractive?

Is a hymen poisonous?

Will the baby die if you have sex while you are pregnant?

Will you go to hell for having **** sex?

If you get pregnant, but you get married as soon as you find out is that okay?

Is it bad if my dog catches me having sex with my wife?

Does the morning-after-pill work?(The "expert" said that there was no such pill.)


Edited, Fri Dec 23 08:14:51 2005 by webwierdo

Gotta love the way religion opens our eyes to the facts of life.


You can get pregnant from ****************



p.s. I would have laughed so hard I would have been cast out...

Edited, Fri Dec 23 08:34:13 2005 by bubspeed

Half of those questions can't possibly be serious, and the other half couldn't have been asked by adults. Either you're making them up, or they were mentioned in jest.

If they are in fact, all actual questions that were asked, I think that the less they know about sex the better. We can't let those people produce offspring.

We had a sex ed question box in my highschool. Once a month the public health nurse would come in and answer the questions. How she did it with a straight face is beyond me because we truly tried to put the most filthy absurd stuff we could write down.

The only time she did snap was when we wrote a question about "the golden shower". Good ole RC highschool.

@ Gladestrider

To be honest, I do think some of them were jokes. However most of them were honest questions or I was in a room with professional actors.

@ Bubspeed

The expert was an old old women. I would guess 78-83.

I bet that makes figuring out the father a real bi[b][/b]tch.

WTF?!? I logged out before it happened! I thought that made it safe?

Well, I think we should name it Iophiel. I mean let's be honest, it's who we were both imagining the whole time anyway.

...Move along...

Edited, Fri Dec 23 10:42:35 2005 by webwierdo

So it was just me then? Wow, talk about embarrasing, I'm glad this didn't happen on some thread in a public forum that Ioph might read.

Please stop making me laugh at work. It makes me look like a bigger fool than I already am.

stop it.

If you can, that'd sure be one ugly baby.