Another Poll - This time about The *****Follow

[quote=bodhisattva]

Seriously though tonnes of fun, lay off the ham sammiches.

Edit - How much weight does Katie need to lose?

Edited, Wed Dec 21 11:04:24 2005 by bodhisattva

And I thought this thread was going to be about Marry Magdalene.

you don't count though. You are the mikey of hitting it.

So you're a gambling man huh?

Have you ever been at the bar and the night is winding down and you are trying to pick. Due to desperation and the amount of alcohol consumed your standards have been lowered. Your eyes fall on the heavy set girl, she isn't hot but neither is she totally repugnant. You say the few right words she wants to hear while completely ignoring her mindless chatter in the hopes of a lay.

Eventually you get her home and fool around. In the morning you regret what you have done but promise to call her. You then spend the next couple of weeks dodging her while your friends hassle you for sleeping with a complete swamp donkey.

That's Katie.


Edited, Wed Dec 21 12:06:04 2005 by bodhisattva

I've actually won money doing that. Hoggin' FTW!!

thats because the guys get tired of lifting the fat to find the vag so they settle for a BJ...

I, personally, am offended by the references to large women I read here. They are human beings with lovely souls and are worthy of your care and respect. Referring to them as hogs or late nite bar trash only good for a parking lot ******** is abhorant and I would like you all to please knock it off.

What? If you say nice things about them they are more likely to suck you off in the bathroom.

Or in the back of the taxi cab as you offer to drop them off safely at their apartment.

Ahhh, the reckless days of my youth.

Fat chicks are like mopeds ...

All true but, no.

I thought everyone has heard this joke too.

Edited, Wed Dec 21 15:32:16 2005 by fenderputy

She'd be a wild ride and you all know it!

That just ain't right...