If so, let's hear some glory moments of poker pwnage...
I don't really play that many tournaments, so moments of glory are like "I got three bets in on the turn against overcards with my set!"
Sadly, it's not as exciting as "Tilt".
Aslo I mostly play Pot Limit Omaha lately, so moments of glory are really more like "Man, I freerolled this guy for $1500 with a broadway with redraws to fill up against his naked nuts!" which really sounds a lot more exciting than it actually is.
I do occasionally make a great read and win $1000 pot with a pair of 8s or something, but it doesn't make a very exciting story.
I did coffeehouse a guy at Foxwoods into taking a swing at me, but I'm sure half the people on this forum have been there.
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