If so, let's hear some glory moments of poker pwnage...
If not, what's your current gaming habit?
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On a side note. I won a Texas Hold'em Tourney on Sunday. Was only $80, but better then i kick in the nuts.
PackyMcStout wrote:
On a side note. I won a Texas Hold'em Tourney on Sunday. Was only $80, but better then i kick in the nuts.
Give me the $80, I'll give you a really, really good kick in the nuts and you can decide. I'm pretty sure my kick in the nuts will be great.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
PackyMcStout wrote:
On a side note. I won a Texas Hold'em Tourney on Sunday. Was only $80, but better then i kick in the nuts.
Give me the $80, I'll give you a really, really good kick in the nuts and you can decide. I'm pretty sure my kick in the nuts will be great.
On a sidenote I went to see the Nutcraker this weekend. All part of my SO's master plan to further my pussification.
If so, let's hear some glory moments of poker pwnage...
I don't really play that many tournaments, so moments of glory are like "I got three bets in on the turn against overcards with my set!"
Sadly, it's not as exciting as "Tilt".
Aslo I mostly play Pot Limit Omaha lately, so moments of glory are really more like "Man, I freerolled this guy for $1500 with a broadway with redraws to fill up against his naked nuts!" which really sounds a lot more exciting than it actually is.
I do occasionally make a great read and win $1000 pot with a pair of 8s or something, but it doesn't make a very exciting story.
I did coffeehouse a guy at Foxwoods into taking a swing at me, but I'm sure half the people on this forum have been there.
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Very cool - did you get out to the World Series of Poker this year?
I doubt I'll ever get the opportunity to play in the casinos, let alone find enough folks to get a regular game going. My wife has this whole issue with me betting real money.
I played on some of the online poker Hold 'Em games for a while - sadly, with fake money - but I fared pretty well, getting up to like $17k one night. I get the Hold 'Em bug when I catch ESPN running the WSOP reruns.
I'll have to see if I can find some Omaha games and see what they're about.
I doubt I'll ever get the opportunity to play in the casinos, let alone find enough folks to get a regular game going. My wife has this whole issue with me betting real money.
I played on some of the online poker Hold 'Em games for a while - sadly, with fake money - but I fared pretty well, getting up to like $17k one night. I get the Hold 'Em bug when I catch ESPN running the WSOP reruns.
I'll have to see if I can find some Omaha games and see what they're about.
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Smash should come play WoW with us. Heh.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Smash should come play WoW with us. Heh.
shhh, you'll scare him off. We have to make him think it was *his* idea.
I was once won in a game of poker. No, not that way, but I did have to do the dishes.
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Smash should come play WoW with us. Heh.
That would be outstanding if he had the interest - Smash always has an open invitation into the Asylumites. If there was ever a great game for raids and instance runs, WoW is the game.
That invitation is also extended to all the other old EQ'ers out there - you UK folks can always get a U.S. version of the game to play on our servers...well, that's what some Aussies did before the Oceana servers.
We have about 23 members now with alts (approximately around 32 toons in the guild). I'm still amazed how quickly we're ramping up with Asylum folks joining us.
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Smash should come play WoW with us. Heh.
Hahaha. Miss seeing "It's not fuc[b][/b]king rocket science people!!" in chat do we?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Smash should come play WoW with us. Heh.
Hahaha. Miss seeing "It's not fuc[b][/b]king rocket science people!!" in chat do we?
You know you wanna be a dorf.
You know it.
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Miss seeing "It's not ******* rocket science people!!"
Yes
It's the pulls, Smash, we miss the pulls...
Oh and...
Happy 900 posts to me!
Oh and...
Happy 900 posts to me!
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Smoggy the Mighty wrote:
It's the pulls, Smash, we miss the pulls...
Oh and...
Happy 900 posts to me!
Oh and...
Happy 900 posts to me!
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Congrats, whoever you are.
I'm like George, the quiet Beatle (except not dead...yet) - been here longer than you, I'm sure.
Anyhoo, thanks, douchebag!
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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Nope, still /butthurt 
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
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LEEROY!!! JENKINS!!!!!!!!!
Hey, I told the doctor to never release that film...that *******! 
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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LEEROY!!! JENKINS!!!!!!!!!
When you gonna join us, Kelvy? We need more East Coasters to hang with.
I don't care what anyone says, Leeroy Jenkins is my hero and that video was awesome.
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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