worm catches child **** offender :: Free Realms

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#1 Dec 20 2005 at 1:27 PM Rating: Decent

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A child **** offender in Germany turned himself in to the police after mistaking an email he received from a computer worm for an official warning that he was under investigation, authorities said Tuesday.

I can imagine it now:

Pervert: Hi, I'm the child **** collector you were investigating.
Police: ???
Pervert: Yeah, the one with all the child **** on his PC, we were emailing earlier.

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#2 Dec 20 2005 at 1:49 PM Rating: Decent

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lmao I'm so glad I'm not a cop. The people they encounter, wow. It's almost as bad as working retail.

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#3 Dec 20 2005 at 3:00 PM Rating: Default

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That. Is. Awesome.

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#4 Dec 20 2005 at 5:01 PM Rating: Good

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Lmao I'm so glad I'm not a cop. The people they encounter, wow. It's almost as bad as working retail.

Pays almost as well, too.

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