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Spaghetti, Pirates, & Global WarmingFollow

#1 Dec 20 2005 at 10:51 AM Rating: Default
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"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him."





"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."





Some very good satire. I encourage you to forward this to anyone who supports inteligent design or creationism.
#2 Dec 20 2005 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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OMG did you hear about

Jib-Jab?

How about Leeroy Jenkins LOLBIFRONSROFLCOPTERLAZERBEAMZPEWPEW

How about the conspiracy of the 9/11 pentagon attack


or how about the fact that I f[b][/b]ucking hate you.



Edited, Tue Dec 20 11:01:04 2005 by bodhisattva
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#3 Dec 20 2005 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
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LEEROOOOY!!!!! JENKINS!!!!!!
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#4 Dec 20 2005 at 11:19 AM Rating: Decent
bodhisattva wrote:

or how about the fact that I f[b][/b]ucking hate you.


Smiley: jawdrop
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