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I just had a IM talk with the ****. Here is the transcript, I suppose he got my IM info off you Nobby

Nobby's Son:
wooow it's bhodi from alla

Bodhi says:
who is this?

Nobby's Son:
who is this? is this a setup? you're an undercover cop!
you filthy swine! i can always smell your sort a mile off"

Nobby's Son says:
like that kinda "who's this?"? or you genuinely want to know who i am?

Bodhi says:
my interest was piqued but is now starting to wane, make with the name

Nobby's Son says:
come ooooooooooon, you know who i am, sense my soul or something, do some meditation

Nobby's Son says:
it's Nobby's Son

Bodhi says:
and why oh why would you want to IM with lil ole me?

Nobby's Son says:
you know, friends close, enemies closer. i always felt we had a special bond, you and i

Bodhi says:
really, do tell?

Nobby's Son says:
you know, rebelious ignorant youngsters even though i was always more ignorant and rebellious and obviously younger

Nobby's Son says:
both into over-romanticised theories and philosophies that in the status-quo don't really work in practice

Bodhi says:
I thought it was just that we had both called Nobby "daddy" at one time ora another

Nobby's Son says:
maybe my memory erased that or maybe you're joking and i'm just not getting it but yeah, that might have been it

Nobby's Son says:
seriously though, i wanted to talk to you because i need some help, and inside man, someone to infiltrate alla and do my dirty work for me, since the powers-that-be f[/b]ucked up my time there

Nobby's Son says:
and since i went to so much effort sweet-talking you, you basically have no choice

Nobby's Son says:
it's the unwritten law of ego stroking

Bodhi says:
speak and we will see where it goes from there

Nobby's Son says:
don't think it's going to be dramatic or scandalous it's just self indulgent bullsh[b]it, you won't really get anything out of it.

Nobby's Son says:
on leaving alla, my hope was to leave an impression, and for newbies to know my name

Bodhi says:
well that didnt really happen

Bodhi says:
probably the fact that you went down with a whimper

Nobby's Son says:
and live in awe of days gone by, when XXXX spouted rebellious and witty comments that dumbfounded everyone that read them, even though that's not true, that's just what happens on alla, everyone has their share of "this is sh[/b]it, 6 months ago, it was f[b]ucking awesome, before YOUR time, you n0000000b!", as some kind of "i'm better than you cause i've been here longer"

Nobby's Son says:
and that even though people hated me, they'd say i was awesome, just make n00bs jealous

Nobby's Son says:
but like you said, nobody gives a ****, i get a mention every now and then, even by UndeadShroom, who i don't remember at all

Bodhi says:
all this jawing, why dont you get to the point? Or do you just like reading your own type

Nobby's Son says:
but they're very rarely "this is a post worthy of Nobby's Son" and mainly "rememember the kid with the teeth? lol"

Nobby's Son says:
i do like reading my own type

Nobby's Son says:
i want you to tell everyone i'm awesome

Bodhi says:
you want my to hyperbolize

Bodhi says:
want me to even

Nobby's Son says:
want you to even what?

Nobby's Son says:
to even hyperbolize?

that's exactly what i want you to do, even
i want long rambling posts about how you wish i was back, and how much better everything was when i was around
i want to be famous
i want people i don't know to shower me with compliments

Bodhi says:
if you want this conversation to continue you better make with the interesting cause right now I am about to go read a book

Nobby's Son says:
i'll give you one million dollars in german bearer-bonds

Bodhi says:
lol

Nobby's Son says:
and a piece of elvis's white cape

Bodhi says:
Your dad sounds like Alan Rickman and then you use a line from his in Diehard, coincidence?

Nobby's Son. says:
lol

he does not sound like alan rickman

Nobby's Son says:
have you heard his voice?

Bodhi says:
possibly

Bodhi says:
we cybor

Nobby's Son says:
i love listening to him speaking to americans on the internet

he puts on the most incredible over the top hugh grantish british accent he talks nothing like that in real life

Nobby's Son:
it's ace

Nobby's Son says:
pronouncing all his Ts meticulously
lol

Bodhi says:
so if I am to expound your awesomeness for all to see, what do I get in return?

Nobby's Son says:
i dunno, make a suggestion, webcam striptease?

Bodhi says:
mail a pair of soiled underwear to DSD's home address perhaps?

Nobby's Son says:
i think i could get locked up for that

Nobby's Son says:
i'm not that desperate for fame

Bodhi says:
still you are desperate

Nobby's Son says:
yeah

Nobby's Son says:
pretty desperate,
but i don't think i'm prepared to do time for it

Bodhi says:
what was your problem with female posters anyways? ****** issues?

Nobby's Son says:
i don't have a problem with female posters, i have a problem with certain posters

Nobby's Son says:
and most of them happen to be female

Nobby's Son says:
i think it's american women

Nobby's Son says:
everything flea posts, i imagine it being screamed on the ricki lake show and with a "sister" added onto the end

Bodhi says:
Nobby and your mom together or did they split years ago?

Nobby's Son says:
when i was 11

Bodhi says:
Do you think it was because she gave shi[b][/b]tty head?

Nobby's Son says:



Bodhi says:
cut to it then

Nobby's Son says:
i have, that's it my reply is

Bodhi says:
understood, you should have just put that up and saved us both the time

Bodhi says:
tell you what I have an idea that will get you mentioned, you will notice it when you see it

Nobby's Son says:
brilliant

Bodhi says:
take it easy ****

Nobby's Son says:
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

Nobby's Son says:
oscar wilde quotes make you intelligent - FACT

Nobby's Son says:
alright i'm off

Nobby's Son says:
i look for you amazing idea when i get back

kisses

Edited, Mon Dec 19 18:25:00 2005 by bodhisattva

+1 Bhodisattva

You know, I just now noticed that Nobby is Nobby again.

I say bring the bugger back. Sure he was an ignorant *** of a piece of crap donkey raping s[b][/b]hit eater, but he was way more amusing than proof and contributed more than that **** nooboobia.

If you can't ignore the heckling of a child, you've got bigger issues.

Agreed my socky little friend.

Edited, Mon Dec 19 20:06:05 2005 by NephthysWanderer

I like Dracoid being gone.

He earned the ban, the least he could do is be man enough to live with it. Clean break ala Good Will Hunting. As I mentioned he is a smart kid and will probably be a good person he just needs a few more years to even him out. Right now he is just an angsty teenager with an over developed sense of self worth, lord knows those arent in short supply.