I'm young, handsome, athletic, intelligent, wealthy, self-employeed, literate, and most importantly nearly always right.
I live a life most of you envy. I travel often with no thoughts of "what are we going to do with the children." Matre dees seat me, and whoever my date may be, quickly. The service is generally stupendous, again for being known as a good tipper, and thoughts of whether or not this meal is going to put me in the red is furthest thing from my mind.
It's sad so many of you live such blue collar lifestyles, and even sadder that your seething jealousy is so palpable. Perhaps one day, although I doubt it, one or two of you may achieve the level of wealth I so often articulate. Until then you'll have to settle for this little forum as a glimpse of how some live.
Oh and i've already scheduled my trip to Madrid in March to visit my younger brother who's still a professional basketball player.
Achileez