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#1 Dec 16 2005 at 4:56 PM Rating: Decent

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

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MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005



By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.


#2 Dec 16 2005 at 5:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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That is wrong on SO many levels.

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#3 Dec 16 2005 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
Sounds like a momma's boy to me.
#4 Dec 16 2005 at 5:03 PM Rating: Decent
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#5 Dec 16 2005 at 5:06 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't know whether to laugh or to be disappointed with society...I'll do both Smiley: lolSmiley: disappointed
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#6 Dec 16 2005 at 5:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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The goofy article wrote:
"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
[...]
"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."
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And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
The whoreish, cheating side?
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#7 Dec 16 2005 at 5:16 PM Rating: Decent
He probably bragged to all his buddies about the MILF he was chatting with online.
#8 Dec 16 2005 at 5:17 PM Rating: Decent
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The goofy article wrote:
"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
[...]
"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."
[...]
And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
The whoreish, cheating side?


What person wouldn't want to know that side of their mother?
#9 Dec 16 2005 at 6:14 PM Rating: Good
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#10 Dec 16 2005 at 6:15 PM Rating: Good
I'd hit it.
#11 Dec 16 2005 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent

He should have asked if she had a sister.
#12 Dec 16 2005 at 6:41 PM Rating: Decent
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The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it


The media F'd them in the A.
#13 Dec 16 2005 at 6:52 PM Rating: Decent
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She's the kind of girl his mother warned him about.
#14 Dec 16 2005 at 6:58 PM Rating: Good
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#15 Dec 16 2005 at 7:02 PM Rating: Good
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Well, they say that every guy secretely seeks out a woman that reminds him of his mother, but this is ridiculous!
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#16 Dec 16 2005 at 10:18 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
Well, they say that every guy secretely seeks out a woman that reminds him of his mother, but this is ridiculous!


I always cringe when I hear that. If I'm anything like my mother-in-law, kill me.
#17 Dec 16 2005 at 10:46 PM Rating: Good


I second that...

*shudder*

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#19 Dec 16 2005 at 11:30 PM Rating: Decent
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What person wouldn't want to know that side of their mother?
Maybe your mother posts here.

Think about it........



Edit: Someone stole my 's'.


Edited, Fri Dec 16 23:33:05 2005 by Elinda
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#20 Dec 17 2005 at 2:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Isn't this in that movie, "Must Love Dogs"? Diane Lane says she dated her dad online...it was on a commercial at least.
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#21 Dec 17 2005 at 4:29 PM Rating: Decent
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#22 Dec 17 2005 at 7:45 PM Rating: Decent
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"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."


uhhhh

WTF
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#23 Dec 17 2005 at 7:47 PM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

So I just picked 2 out of the 3
Fixed
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#24 Dec 17 2005 at 8:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Nob,

I was just at a family Xmas party, and I started browsing the ASylum... and sure enough my mother has to point out for all the kids to see your bouncing breasted avatar. They laughed.

I was amused.
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#25 Dec 17 2005 at 8:06 PM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Nob,

I was just at a family Xmas party, and I started browsing the ASylum... and sure enough my mother has to point out for all the kids to see your bouncing breasted avatar. They laughed.

I am an c[i][/i]unt
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#26 Dec 20 2005 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

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