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#1 Dec 16 2005 at 2:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Remember the oil slicks you could shoot out from your car in Spyhunter? That car ain't got nothin' on this guy:

The Chicago Trib wrote:
A 30,000-gallon truck filled with cooking oil overturned Thursday on Interstate Highway 55 near Romeoville, leaving an inch-thick coating of the slippery substance on the roadway and snarling traffic for more than 10 hours, police said.

Illinois State Police took about six hours to locate the truck's driver, who fled the scene after his rig apparently swerved into the median before rolling over, authorities said. The oil spilled onto the southbound lanes of the highway about 4:10 a.m.
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Crews had to make three passes with a road scraper and spread pea gravel and sand, Odenthal said. A hazardous materials contractor remained at the scene for hours removing dirt from the median so local water supplies would not be contaminated.
That was my morning commute to work yesterday, by the way. Good times...

Two things entered my mind upon hearing that he fled the scene. The first, which will mean nothing to you non-locals, is that this happened south of Weber Rd, before 126th Street. There's nothing there but fallow, snow covered fields and the occassional warehouse. I'm just picturing this yahoo running climbing those ratty barbed wire fences they put on the side of the road and bolting across the tundra to God knows where.

Secondly, what would compel you to run away? It's not as if the trucking company doesn't know who was driving the truck. It'll take them all of five minutes to give the police your name, address and whatever else. Someone's bound to notice your truck flipped over on the side of the highway and 30,000 gallons of vegetable oil coating the road. In other words, this isn't exactly something you're going to nonchalantly walk away from, whistling.

Idiots.
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#2 Dec 16 2005 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
I really hope you got out of your car and skated on the giant slick of vegetable oil.

If you didn't, you should have.

Edited, Fri Dec 16 14:10:25 2005 by Frakkor
#3 Dec 16 2005 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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30,000-gallon truck filled with cooking oil overturned Thursday on Interstate Highway 55 near Romeoville


Sounds like a great set-up for a **** movie.
#4 Dec 16 2005 at 2:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
I really hope you got out of your car and skated on the giant slick of vegetable oil.
Part of the trimmed bits of the article mention how the low temps made the oil semi-freeze into a giant mass of oily slush that clung to everything. Makes me a little nausous just thinking about it.
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#5 Dec 16 2005 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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Tundra isn't like how they described it in my 6th grade science book. At least not in the summer in Alaska.

You expect hard, flat ground with lichens and undergrowth no taller than a few inches?

It was actually hilly, wet, and with super-dense 7-foot tall shrubbery, making passage with a 40lb pack quite difficult.

#6 Dec 16 2005 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Frakkor wrote:
I really hope you got out of your car and skated on the giant slick of vegetable oil.
Part of the trimmed bits of the article mention how the low temps made the oil semi-freeze into a giant mass of oily slush that clung to everything. Makes me a little nausous just thinking about it.


You could have scooped some up and used it to make bio-diesel!
#7 Dec 16 2005 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
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Or a sno-cone
#8 Dec 16 2005 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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Part of the trimmed bits of the article mention how the low temps made the oil semi-freeze into a giant mass of oily slush that clung to everything. Makes me a little nausous just thinking about it.


You could've made Frost-o-line the snowman!
#9 Dec 16 2005 at 2:59 PM Rating: Default
yeah had my share of truck incedents when i lived near St. Louis. sorry you had to deal with that mess.

yes what an idiot to run off like that. at 4am he hopdfully just fell asleep at the wheel.
#10 Dec 16 2005 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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He ran cuz Weebs is a pu[/i]ssy.
#11 Dec 16 2005 at 3:20 PM Rating: Decent
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He was probably high on meth or booze at the time and didn't want the cops know. Even if only for 6 hours, it's still time to sober up.
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He ran cuz Weebs is a pu[/i]ssy.
You make a good point.
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#13 Dec 16 2005 at 3:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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The first, which will mean nothing to you non-locals, is that this happened south of Weber Rd, before 126th Street.

Could you imagine the gridlock if it had spilled north of Weber? Hell, it takes 15 minutes to get through that overpass during the off-hours. During rush hour... /shudder.
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#14 Dec 16 2005 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
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fenderputy the Shady wrote:
He was probably high on meth or booze at the time and didn't want the cops know. Even if only for 6 hours, it's still time to sober up.


Exactly my thought. If he was high on something, he'd be spending time in prison and lose his license and basically get the book thrown at him. If he flees the scene, he can say he paniced after the fact, or make up whatever story, and worse he gets is the relatively minor charge of fleeing the scene of a non-injury accident (which I don't think is even a felony).
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#15 Dec 17 2005 at 8:00 PM Rating: Decent
You seem all too familiar with this subject, gbaji.
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