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#27 Dec 15 2005 at 4:04 PM Rating: Decent

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Neph wrote:

Exactly. Chances are, your a moran and going to die a virgin.

Your stupidity is showing.

#28 Dec 15 2005 at 4:08 PM Rating: Decent

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See if you can stick your chop sticks in her rice bowl.

#29 Dec 15 2005 at 4:12 PM Rating: Decent

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Your stupidity is showing.

You've been around long enough that you're dumb *** should know better....

#30 Dec 15 2005 at 9:24 PM Rating: Good

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Good Lord. What do you need? A giant neon sign?

#31 Dec 15 2005 at 9:32 PM Rating: Good

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Good Lord. What do you need? A giant neon sign?

Apperantly. But it's highschool, I'm assuming, so his awkward social skills are excusable.

Just ask her to the movie. If she says yes, she's yours. If we're talking 16 and under, hold her hand or put your arm around her during the flick. Try for a kiss at the end of the night.

Your second date, pick a movie you don't want to see. Your going to be making out the entire time. Pissed me off when I was in highschool and actually wanted to see the movie...

If your over 16...
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#32 Dec 15 2005 at 9:39 PM Rating: Excellent

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16!?

Girls??!!

You should be reading your Bible!!!

Reading your BIBLE!! Smiley: motz

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#33 Dec 16 2005 at 7:39 PM Rating: Decent

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Drahan wrote:

For the guys, she has bewbs and curves

How many curves could a 16 year old have? Assuming she isn't overweight

#34 Dec 16 2005 at 8:15 PM Rating: Good

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[ ] Yes, but I have ghonnaherpasyphalaids

zomg I so had a girl that had that in elementry school. Needless to say I made out with her anyways.

Bro do her and make her call you daddy!

#35 Dec 17 2005 at 7:10 PM Rating: Decent

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I've made the move, she said no. Harlot? Bleh, end of ze story.

As my big bro said, "Welcome to the suck!".

#36 Dec 17 2005 at 7:31 PM Rating: Good

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Drahan wrote:

I've made the move, she said no. Harlot? Bleh, end of ze story.

As my big bro said, "Welcome to the suck!".

In my book, a suck is a positive outcome Smiley: wink

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