Sooooooooo, teenage story here:
There's this girl who I have a crush on her.
I'm still in school, and at each pauses she come and see me, bla bla bla and bla bla bla... we talk with each other ( and I TRY to flirt, but I'm no playboy) until the bell rings both of us to our classes.
She always take a seat next to me when she can, plus sometimes I can catch her staring at me with a big smile (and when I she spot me she starts to giggles)... I THINK that she sometimes touch me non-accidently. She always ask me things first, no other boys plus she's more with m than her friends (I can consider that I'm her best friend too, but she doesn't act like a friend to me...)
So the verdict could be?
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She likes you, you know it, make your move.
Make your move, indeed. Like momma used to say: "You won't catch a social disease without being social".
Drahan wrote:
For the guys, she has bewbs and curves
I know you gonna tap that.
Fu[/i]ck her in the janitor's supply closet. Extra bonus if the janitor joins in on the action.
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Fuc[b][/b]k her in the janitor's supply closet. Extra bonus if the janitor joins in on the action with his broom.
Next time she walks up to you, "trip" and grab a handful of boob on the way down. If she doesn't get pissed, she's yours.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
So, I'm gonna tap her ***, grab her boobs, and if it's ok, I'll go in the janitor's closet WITH the janitor. Poor old guy could get some more job.
I'm sure it'll work! Alright, let's do this.
Seriously, I'll follow Katie's and Barking Turtles's advice.
I'm going to invite her and see king kong. Chicks digs those kind of movies, right? Right?
I'm sure it'll work! Alright, let's do this.
Seriously, I'll follow Katie's and Barking Turtles's advice.
I'm going to invite her and see king kong. Chicks digs those kind of movies, right? Right?
Drahan wrote:
So, I'm gonna tap her ***, grab her boobs, and if it's ok, I'll go in the janitor's closet WITH the janitor. Poor old guy could get some more job.
I'm sure it'll work! Alright, let's do this.
Seriously, I'll follow Katie's and Barking Turtles's advice.
I'm going to invite her and see king kong. Chicks digs those kind of movies, right? Right?
I'm sure it'll work! Alright, let's do this.
Seriously, I'll follow Katie's and Barking Turtles's advice.
I'm going to invite her and see king kong. Chicks digs those kind of movies, right? Right?
Of course, women love a love story, and since most men act like apes and boys like monkeys, it should be perfect. ;)
Nexa
Edited, Wed Dec 14 22:50:39 2005 by Nexa
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Dude just ask her the same thing happened with me and I let it pass up. Twice, I'm such a whimp.
~Blix
~Blix
Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
Print out and give to her the following:
Do you like me? [ ] YES [ ] NO [ ] Yes, but I have ghonnaherpasyphalaids [ ] PERHAPS [ ] I find you Shallow and Pedantic [ ] GFY
I remember getting those notes in Jr High.
I'd be surprised if she knew what "pedantic" actually meant.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I'm not a girl so I know nothing of what she might feel about you, but, take it from someone who has missed a lot of chances, go for it, don't come on to strong, don't seem desperate, and if she likes you, she's yours, but, if you enjoy being friends with her, still ask her out, and if she turns you down, still try to stay friends with her.
edit: spelling
Edited, Thu Dec 15 00:08:37 2005 by UndeadShroom
edit: spelling
Edited, Thu Dec 15 00:08:37 2005 by UndeadShroom
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I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Bob damnit dude! If you can't tell the chicks diggin' you, then you have no hope of reproducing in your life.
Then again, that might not be a bad thing.
Then again, that might not be a bad thing.
I'd hit it
Katarine wrote:
I'd hit it
Whats the word for pederast when it's a chick?
Nabraben wrote:
Katarine wrote:
I'd hit it
Whats the word for pederast when it's a chick?
Pederette.
Overlord Demea wrote:
Next time she walks up to you, "trip" and grab a handful of boob on the way down. If she doesn't get pissed, she's yours.
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Pants her in the cafeteria, then use your detention time to brush up on your english.
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Holy hell. That. was. funny.
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Whats wrong? are there no enough mediocre threads about coffee and irc on the front page?
UndeadShroom wrote:
I'm not a girl so I know nothing of what she might feel about you, but, take it from someone who has missed a lot of chances, go for it, don't come on to strong, don't seem desperate, and if she likes you, she's yours, but, if you enjoy being friends with her, still ask her out, and if she turns you down, still try to stay friends with her.
edit: spelling
Edited, Thu Dec 15 00:08:37 2005 by UndeadShroom
edit: spelling
Edited, Thu Dec 15 00:08:37 2005 by UndeadShroom
Dude, periods end sentences not commas.
~Blix
AngstyCoder wrote:
[ ] I find you Shallow and Pedantic
Family Guy FTW!
Edited, Thu Dec 15 15:11:24 2005 by DodoBird
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[ ] I find you Shallow and Pedantic
Hmmmm yes shallow AND pedantic....
gotta love family guy
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Bob damnit dude! If you can't tell the chicks diggin' you, then you have no hope of reproducing in your life.
Then again, that might not be a bad thing.
Then again, that might not be a bad thing.
Exactly. Chances are, your a moran and going to die a virgin.
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