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#1 Dec 14 2005 at 11:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Associated Press wrote:
SAN FRANCISCO -- Add another creation to the strange scientific menagerie where animal species are being mixed together in ever more exotic combinations. Scientists announced Monday that they had created mice with small amounts of human brain cells in an effort to make realistic models of neurological disorders such as Parkinson's disease.

Led by Fred Gage of the Salk Institute in San Diego, the researchers created the mice by injecting about 100,000 human embryonic stem cells per mouse into the brains of 14-day-old rodent embryos.

Those mice were each born with about 0.1 percent of human cells in each of their heads, a trace amount that doesn't remotely come close to "humanizing" the rodents.

"This illustrate that injecting human stem cells into mouse brains doesn't restructure the brain," Gage said.

Still, the work adds to the growing ethical concerns of mixing human and animal cells when it comes to stem cell and cloning research. After all, mice are 97.5 percent genetically identical to humans.

"The worry is if you humanize them too much you cross certain boundaries," said David Magnus, director of the Stanford Medical Center for Biomedical Ethics. "But I don't think this research comes even close to that."
So how long before someone puts in a million stem cells just to see if the mouse has a 1% human brain? I'm not saying it'd work (I've no idea, really) but someone's bound to try if they haven't already.

Edited, Wed Dec 14 11:08:13 2005 by Jophiel
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#2 Dec 14 2005 at 11:11 AM Rating: Decent
I can only hope that when the man/mice, the smart apes, and the martial arts robots battle for control of the earth that whichever one wins is weakened enough so that humans can still manage to keep at least one continent for ourselves.
#3 Dec 14 2005 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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Of all the EQ2 races they decide to bring to life they choose the Ratongas Smiley: disappointed
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#4 Dec 14 2005 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
The first rule of N.I.M.H. is that you DO NOT TALK ABOUT N.I.M.H.!!!
#5 Dec 14 2005 at 12:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Who else was singing the "Pinky and the Brain" theme as they read this?

Everybody SING!

They're Pinky and the Brain
Yes, Pinky and the Brain
One is a genius, the other's insane
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world

They're Pinky and the Brain
Yes, Pinky and the Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky.
They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, NARF!
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#6 Dec 14 2005 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
I always wondered how mice eventually become the most intellegent species on Earth. It all makes sense now.
#7 Dec 14 2005 at 12:28 PM Rating: Decent
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You're all a bunch of rat bastards!
#8 Dec 14 2005 at 12:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
I always wondered how mice eventually become the most intellegent species on Earth. It all makes sense now.


You've been to the future? What else have you seen? I guess they are making a Rocky 6, so I don't need to know about that anymore.
#9 Dec 14 2005 at 12:53 PM Rating: Decent
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
I always wondered how mice eventually become the most intellegent species on Earth. It all makes sense now.


You've been to the future? What else have you seen? I guess they are making a Rocky 6, so I don't need to know about that anymore.


I think its time for a few good Dan Quayle quotes! Enjoy:

  • The future will be better tomorrow.
  • We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
  • The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
  • I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.
  • #10 Dec 14 2005 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
    fenderputy the Shady wrote:
    Elderon the Wise wrote:
    I always wondered how mice eventually become the most intellegent species on Earth. It all makes sense now.


    You've been to the future? What else have you seen? I guess they are making a Rocky 6, so I don't need to know about that anymore.


    Damnit! I have blown my cover. Mission abort! Mission abort!

    Engaging improbability drive...
    #11 Dec 14 2005 at 5:45 PM Rating: Good
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    I'm going to start work on my teeny tiny new fashion line posthaste.
    #12 Dec 14 2005 at 8:05 PM Rating: Good
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    The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
    I'm going to start work on my teeny tiny new fashion line posthaste.


    If it's teeny and tiny, that adds to its chances of success...
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    #13 Dec 15 2005 at 9:48 AM Rating: Decent
    Pinky and the Brain will become real, my dream has come true!
    #14 Dec 15 2005 at 10:57 PM Rating: Good
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    gbaji wrote:
    The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
    I'm going to start work on my teeny tiny new fashion line posthaste.


    If it's teeny and tiny, that adds to its chances of success...

    Especially since I'm pricing everything in different kinds of cheese.

    Edited, Thu Dec 15 23:00:43 2005 by Atomicflea
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