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#1 Dec 13 2005 at 11:11 AM Rating: Excellent

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Little David is in the 5th grade.

Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

The teacher noticed that little David was being unharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

#2 Dec 13 2005 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good

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That made me LOL. I am sending it to my Detroit fan friend now.

#3 Dec 13 2005 at 11:22 AM Rating: Decent

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Why the hell did the Lions get rid of Mooch only to replace him with Jauron? They deserve to lose.

Edited, Tue Dec 13 11:26:34 2005 by RedjedBlue

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Wasn't Detroit named the most God-awful city in the U.S. recently? Because if it wasn't, it should.

Edited, Tue Dec 13 12:10:23 2005 by Atomicflea

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Wasn't Detroit named the most God-awful city in the U.S. recently? Because if it wasn't, it should.

Ever been to Gary, Indiana?

I'm not too keen on St. Louis either, come to think of it.

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Ever smelled Gary, Indiana?

Fixed.

I believe Gary was named the Armpit of America at some point.

Edited, Tue Dec 13 12:52:25 2005 by Frakkor

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I believe Gary was named the Armpit of America at some point.

I thought that was downtown L.A.? /boggle

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No No that's Santa-Fe NM

#11 Dec 13 2005 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good

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I might just replace the Lions with the Titans and email that out to some of my friends. Smiley: lol

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@WorkSlacking wrote:

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I believe Gary was named the Armpit of America at some point.

I thought that was downtown L.A.? /boggle

Are you kidding me? If you want to pick crappy California cities you should have said Sacramento.

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