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#1 Dec 12 2005 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
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You dirty bastards! Your secret is out. Kinky wombats FTW!

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A complicated dance, a bite on the rump and ferocious backward kicks are all part of the wombat's lovemaking repertoire, a new study has revealed.

Until recently, there were no recorded observations of mating between wombats.

But the director of Nocturnal Wildlife Research Ltd, biologist Clive Marks, found wombats were more likely than the average Aussie male to emulate moves from the Kama Sutra.

Mr Marks, whose findings are to be published this week in Nature Australia magazine, says the first successful captive breeding of wombats was recorded in Hannover, Germany, in 1982.

"With absolute precision, details of the wombat's sex life were recorded and, surprisingly, it seemed anything but modest," he says.

"It appeared to be a physically demanding process, complete with chasing, biting, grunting and loads of heavy breathing."

Then in 1990, Mr Marks filmed the first common wombat courtship and mating in captivity in Australia, at Tonimbuk Farm in south-eastern Victoria.

"The female, after a prolonged period of copulation in the same position, broke away and began to trot in a pattern of circles and figures of eight.

"The male chased her, following closely behind, and then bit her on the rump," he says.

"She immediately stopped just long enough to permit him to roll her on her side and begin copulating again.

"If the male was slow to mount, she would kick back aggressively and not let him roll her on her side again until she had run round in more circles and figures of eight. This happened seven times."

Space seems to be the key. Mr Marks says without the "hard to get" figure eight dance, the female will not allow the male to mount.

But zoo keepers are catching on. Mr Marks says biologist Catriona MacCallum at the Western Plains Zoo in Dubbo has had spectacular wombat breeding success.

"Joining and modifying the pen systems to permit a chase, she not only found that wombat breeding was possible in captivity, but she found herself with the first recorded case of wombat twins."

Mr Marks says he hopes his study will solve the sloth-like image problem of the common wombat, making the furry marsupials "the symbol of Australian male sexual virility".


#2 Dec 12 2005 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
There is an internal web site at my work and if you hit the development version it has a comment at the bottom like this:

"If you have suggestions about this page, email so-and-so for he is the fuzziest wombat"

wtf?
#3 Dec 12 2005 at 12:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sounds like your dev is trying to show off his street cred.

Geeks and Wombats have had an unwholesome association for ages. As far as I know, it dates back to VAX.

VAX was the first commercially available 32-bit computer. It ran an operating system called VMS. The OS was designed for the VAX hardware. This unit was offered by the Digital Equipment Corporation (DEC) starting in 1977.

VAX systems (often clusters of them) provided computing power for sites that either did not warrant or that could not afford a traditional mainframe computer. VAX systems had far lower space, power, or heat requirements - they were much cheaper to run.

These systems were sold until ~1992 or so, at which point DEC started offering the Alpha - one of the first 64-bit processors. VMS still ran on it but it wasn't a traditional VAX system anymore.

While the systems were much cheaper than mainframes, they weren't as cheap as the x86 processor sets that Intel and it's various competitors started to produce. VAX had covered it's market well, but major institutions stayed with mainframes, and home users went with smaller systems that met their needs better. Eventually the x86 processors scaled up and became so powerful that you could run all kinds of high end servers with them, particularly in multiprocessor configurations.

VAX has been dead for awhile, now.



.. anyway, I got lost in the history lesson, but VMS (the VAX OS) had some stupid little easter eggs in it.

If you were in DBMS (the database program) and typed `HELP WOMBAT`, the help file spit out a few pages of wombat-related info. `PLOT WOMBAT` would draw a wombat on your terminal.

This wombat thing evolved into a sort of running joke; all the VMS implementations I encountered had some wombat reference or another.
#4 Dec 12 2005 at 12:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Was i the only person who immeadiately thought:

"And no-one else can help, maybe it's time you called......"
#5 Dec 12 2005 at 12:51 PM Rating: Decent
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"It appeared to be a physically demanding process, complete with chasing, biting, grunting and loads of heavy breathing"



Sounds like last Friday night to me.
#6 Dec 12 2005 at 1:25 PM Rating: Decent
In that case, I'm thankful I started my programming career in 1996 and avoided that nonsense :P
#7 Dec 12 2005 at 3:02 PM Rating: Decent
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"The female, after a prolonged period of copulation in the same position, broke away and began to trot in a pattern of circles and figures of eight.

"The male chased her, following closely behind, and then bit her on the rump," he says.


Yeah i tried that once. All that ended up is me getting a black eye. I guess no means no. /shrug
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