You don't notice until you've been at work for 2 full hours that your pants are on inside out.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Thank you for that!
! I thought it I was bad.Holy sh[b][/b]it...
that's so hot
Lol,
Made my monday!
Made my monday!
Just say you saw it in a fashion magazine and you're bringing the trend to the backwoods of Maine. They wont know the difference. It's Maine
Allas loved my idea so much it had to be posted twice!
Edited, Mon Dec 12 11:31:34 2005 by DSD
Edited, Mon Dec 12 11:31:34 2005 by DSD
Nexa wrote:
You don't notice until you've been at work for 2 full hours that your pants are on inside out.
It made me happy.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
One of my co-workers came running back in to show me that she'd been wearing her pants backwards all day. She didn't notice it until she reached for her car keys and couldn't find her pocket (keys were in her bag).
The fact that she came back to show me was the funniest part, to me.
The fact that she came back to show me was the funniest part, to me.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
I always pictured you working a job where you didn't need pants.
It made me happy.
It made me happy.
Well I guess technically I don't *need* them, I'm not working outdoors or anything. I guess I would say that I work in a pants-strongly-encouraged office.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Here in England we always have 'L' and 'R' marked on our shoes to avoid similar embarassing mistakes.
For the same reasons, women usually buy their pants from a shop called C&A.
For the same reasons, women usually buy their pants from a shop called C&A.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Heheh this story reminded me of back when I was a little kid, we had a neighbor lady in her late fifties or early sixties, who would come outside every once in awhile with her bra and underwear over her clothes. She would sometimes be in her yard gardening or getting the mail and there she would be in her 'over the shoulder boulder-holder' and 'grandma panties' over her clothes, which we as kids of course found quite hilarious.
She did a lot of other quirky and strange things too and it turned out later she was in the begining stages of alzheimer's, except people just referred to it then as, "Well, her mind wanders."
So, I guess you have that to look forward to.
Edited, Mon Dec 12 14:08:56 2005 by RedjedBlue
She did a lot of other quirky and strange things too and it turned out later she was in the begining stages of alzheimer's, except people just referred to it then as, "Well, her mind wanders."
So, I guess you have that to look forward to.
Edited, Mon Dec 12 14:08:56 2005 by RedjedBlue
RedjedBlue wrote:
Heheh this story reminded me of back when I was a little kid, we had a neighbor lady in her late fifties or early sixties, who would come outside every once in awhile with her bra and underwear over her clothes. She would sometimes be in her yard gardening or getting the mail and there she would be in her 'over the shoulder boulder-holder' and 'grandma panties' over her clothes, which we as kids of course found quite hilarious.
I bet she smelled of pi[i][/i]ss too. That's so hawt.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
RedjedBlue wrote:
Heheh this story reminded me of back when I was a little kid, we had a neighbor lady in her late fifties or early sixties, who would come outside every once in awhile with her bra and underwear over her clothes. She would sometimes be in her yard gardening or getting the mail and there she would be in her 'over the shoulder boulder-holder' and 'grandma panties' over her clothes, which we as kids of course found quite hilarious.
I bet she smelled of pi[i][/i]ss too. That's so hawt.
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RedjedBlue wrote:Heheh this story reminded me of back when I was a little kid, we had a neighbor lady in her late fifties or early sixties, who would come outside every once in awhile with her bra and underwear over her clothes. She would sometimes be in her yard gardening or getting the mail and there she would be in her 'over the shoulder boulder-holder' and 'grandma panties' over her clothes, which we as kids of course found quite hilarious.
That turned me on.
I bet she smelled of **** too. That's so hawt.
That turned me on.
I bet she smelled of **** too. That's so hawt.
LMAO. I just puked in my mouth abit. But seriously, that's the funnies thing i've read in a long time.
Oh yeah, one time when i was a kid i wore my shirt inside-out and backwards at the same time. I didn't even notice it until my dad pointed it out when we were standing in line at the bank. I felt like a total quagmire.
PackyMcStout wrote:
LMAO. I just puked in my Mom's snatch
Oh yeah, one time when i was a kid i wore my Butt-Plug in my Mangina by mistake. I didn't even notice it until my dad pointed it out when he gave me a reach-around
Oh yeah, one time when i was a kid i wore my Butt-Plug in my Mangina by mistake. I didn't even notice it until my dad pointed it out when he gave me a reach-around
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nexa, I can always count on you to make me feel just a little bit better about my day.
I once walked around the office with my fly down for a good hour. But putting my pants on backwards is a cry for help!
What type of pants were they???
What type of pants were they???
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Nexa, I can always count on you to make me feel just a little bit better about my day.
Hey, that's what I'm here for...providing others with a reminder that it could be worse since 1979.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
bubspeed wrote:
I once walked around the office with my fly down for a good hour. But putting my pants on backwards is a cry for help!
What type of pants were they???
What type of pants were they???
I don't know you well enough to play "what are you wearing?"
They're just dress pants-plain, black, drawstring style, and they were inside out, not backwards! Gosh, that'd just be silly!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
You didn't notice the drawstring was on the wrong side? Ah silly Nexa :)
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Lord xythex wrote:
You didn't notice the drawstring was on the outside? Ah silly Nexa :)
Tee Hee
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Are you implying inside Nexa's pants isn't the right side? 
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