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#1 Dec 09 2005 at 2:58 PM Rating: Decent
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I was presented this situation in one of my classes. If I remember correctly it was business ethics.


Situation:
Your spouse is diagnosed with a form of cancer and will die if not treated. The only available drug is made by a local pharmacist. He sells the product for 4000 bucks. It costs the pharmacist 2000 bucks to make the drug. You have tried your hardest and have been able to come up with 3000 bucks. That is all you can come up with. The pharmacist will not sell you the drug for 3000 bucks.

Do you steal the drug for you spouse?

If you would steal it for your spouse, would you steal it for an individual that you know, but not well?

Who is the immoral individual in this situation?


I thought it odd that almost every Asian person in my class said they would not steal the substance for their spouse. A lot of problems arise during this situation. From the view of mankind the pharmacist is acting immorally. Yet, from the view of mankind, one should also steal the substance for someone you only sort of know. What would you all answer?


Edited, Fri Dec 9 15:04:05 2005 by fenderputy
#2 Dec 09 2005 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
It makes sense really. The asian members of your class are probably planning on using their giant tentacle penises to threaten the pharmacist into selling the drug at a discount.

It's not stealing if you use your giant tentacle *****.
#3 Dec 09 2005 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
I would not steal the item. I would pay someone $1000 to do it.
#4 Dec 09 2005 at 3:05 PM Rating: Default
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I would pay a hooker to "distract" the pharmacist and then steal the medicine....and some pain killers.
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#5 Dec 09 2005 at 3:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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If you want to be healthy for the rest of your life
Never make an Asian woman your wife
So from a stealing point of view
Get a gringo girl to marry you...


I know 'gringo' mixes the metaphor but 'white' doesn't work with the rhythm

- I do not think it's necessarily immoral to sell for $4k
- I do think it's immoral to steal
- I would love my spouse enough to act immorally in this instance to save her
- I would probably not steal for a casual aquaintance though I won't know until it happens

Edited, Fri Dec 9 15:10:21 2005 by Jophiel
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#6 Dec 09 2005 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
The simple answer is to offer 2000 dollars and a night with your spouse. What pharmacist would declinethat offer?
#7 Dec 09 2005 at 3:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gladestrider wrote:
The simple answer is to offer 2000 dollars and a night with your spouse. What pharmacist would declinethat offer?
Especially if she wuz teh h4wt Azian chix!!!11
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#8 Dec 09 2005 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good
Jophiel wrote:
Gladestrider wrote:
The simple answer is to offer 2000 dollars and a night with your spouse. What pharmacist would declinethat offer?
Especially if she wuz teh h4wt Azian chix!!!11


Considering your spouse is the one that is dying, the pharmasist may turn that down so he didn't catch what she had. You dirty ***** lover.
#9 Dec 09 2005 at 3:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Considering your spouse is the one that is dying
Serves her right for not stealing my cancer meds. *****.
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#10 Dec 09 2005 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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I would get twenty $150,000 life insurance policies from companies that do not require medical exams like this Life Insurance Company. The $3000 would just cover the cost of premiums for the six months your spouse has to live. Six months later and with $3 million, you can get that hottie down the block that you have had your eye on for years.
#11 Dec 09 2005 at 3:14 PM Rating: Good
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Considering your spouse is the one that is dying, the pharmasist may turn that down so he didn't catch what she had. You dirty ***** lover.


lol

Everybody knows that pharmacists (especially asian ones) will tap anything.
#12 Dec 09 2005 at 3:19 PM Rating: Decent
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fhrugby wrote:
I would get twenty $150,000 life insurance policies from companies that do not require medical exams like this Life Insurance Company. The $3000 would just cover the cost of premiums for the six months your spouse has to live. Six months later and with $3 million, you can get that hottie down the block that you have had your eye on for years.




Smiley: laugh

#13 Dec 09 2005 at 3:29 PM Rating: Decent
Gladestrider wrote:
The simple answer is to offer 2000 dollars and a night with your spouse. What pharmacist would declinethat offer?


hmmm... a night with a terminally ill patient who has a malignant tumour growing out the side of her head
#14 Dec 09 2005 at 3:46 PM Rating: Decent
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fredthecaveman wrote:
Gladestrider wrote:
The simple answer is to offer 2000 dollars and a night with your spouse. What pharmacist would declinethat offer?


hmmm... a night with a terminally ill patient who has a malignant tumour growing out the side of her head


Humor is a concept you fail to grasp isn't it?
#15 Dec 09 2005 at 4:15 PM Rating: Decent
fenderputy the Shady wrote:
fredthecaveman wrote:
Gladestrider wrote:
The simple answer is to offer 2000 dollars and a night with your spouse. What pharmacist would declinethat offer?


hmmm... a night with a terminally ill patient who has a malignant tumour growing out the side of her head


Humor is a concept you fail to grasp isn't it?


Oh I found it funny alright I was just taking a very literal view at it that's all
#16 Dec 09 2005 at 4:24 PM Rating: Decent
I've heard this one before. The answer your ethics teacher was probably looking for is: You steal the drug for your spouse to save here life. Then you turn yourself in for stealing the drug.
By doing this, somehow, it proves you've evolved to the next level of being; By putting others before yourself, but also by doing whats right morally and ethicly.
#17 Dec 09 2005 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
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PackyMcStout wrote:
I've heard this one before. The answer your ethics teacher was probably looking for is: You steal the drug for your spouse to save here life. Then you turn yourself in for stealing the drug.
By doing this, somehow, it proves you've evolved to the next level of being; By putting others before yourself, but also by doing whats right morally and ethicly.



But then you get into whether or not our set of morals is socially constructed or valued norms through out the world. To be honest he was making a point that business should be careful of situations like these. As seen in the public eye, business has a role to society at large since it is because of us they exist. This is the main reason for philanthropy in our business world today. Bill Gates was one of the most stingy mother fu[/b]ckers around until he caught enough slack from his stakeholders. Likewise a company that makes products to save lives should be aware of it's moral duties to society at large. Basically, it’s just a question to get the mind moving.

It does bring up other interesting points in morality also. Ones morals are affected by things such as proximity. Closeness of a person should not matter in the grand scheme of things, but does in the end.


Edited, Fri Dec 9 16:35:09 2005 by fenderputy
#18 Dec 09 2005 at 7:15 PM Rating: Good
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PackyMcStout wrote:
I've heard this one before. The answer your ethics teacher was probably looking for is: You steal the drug for your spouse to save here life. Then you turn yourself in for stealing the drug.
By doing this, somehow, it proves you've evolved to the next level of being; By putting others before yourself, but also by doing whats right morally and ethicly.




I WOULD steal the medicine for my wife if no other arrangment could be made. However, I would not turn myself in. They would have to come get my ***.

Either way, it would be worth it. There's just no way I could stand doing nothing.

Morally, and ethically wrong? As long as she is treated, who cares what society thinks of me.

Observing how most people treat one another, I could give a sh[b][/b]it less.
#19 Dec 11 2005 at 12:44 PM Rating: Good
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I'd use my sooper-secret medical hookups and get meds for him half-off. I'd then use the remaining cash to buy him a top-of-the-line Asian hooker.

Edited, Sun Dec 11 12:45:53 2005 by Atomicflea
#20 Dec 12 2005 at 2:58 AM Rating: Decent
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So I shouldn't marry the 19 year old Aisan woman I'm dating then?

Yes, she's ludicrously hot, yes I'm going to hell
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I thought you said you were going to muslim heaven?


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