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There were these two kids in my hometown that I went to school with <Insert Flash Back Moment>. Crystal Clear Waters and Luke Warm Waters. I sh[/b]it you not.
for those of you not from Michigan (or a few eastern states)
One of the local radio shows does this bit called PA pranks. Basically they go to local retail stores and ask for someone to paged over the intercom. Most of the these names are strife with innuendo. Luckily, they also put them online for your listening pleasure.
May not be safe for work.
http://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/PA_Pranks.asp
One of the local radio shows does this bit called PA pranks. Basically they go to local retail stores and ask for someone to paged over the intercom. Most of the these names are strife with innuendo. Luckily, they also put them online for your listening pleasure.
May not be safe for work.
http://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/PA_Pranks.asp
I know a guy who got his girlfriend pregnant, and they named the child Laviathan Promethius. This is just asking for your kid to kill you when they're older.
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My first name is Justin, so naturally my dad wanted my middle name to be 'time', 'case', or 'credible'. My mom wanted to kill him. Needless to say, none of those are my middle name now.
What is it with dads and ****** up names? My dad wanted to name me (first and middle name) after one of our revolutionary ancestors David America, until my mom told him she didn't even like the name David. I would have been in a fight a day growing up...
EDIT: and why the **** won't this ******* forum let me type the F word without masking it...
Edited, Fri Dec 9 21:54:52 2005 by Gladestrider
Reverend D!ckgrabber
It's pronounced dee-gray-ber... the only reason i know that is because i used to prank him every so often and ask for rev. d!ckgrabber, pronounced like you'd think.
EDIT: I also went to highschool with a kid who's full name was Nells Nellso Nelson
Edited, Sat Dec 10 01:16:43 2005 by NixNot
It's pronounced dee-gray-ber... the only reason i know that is because i used to prank him every so often and ask for rev. d!ckgrabber, pronounced like you'd think.
EDIT: I also went to highschool with a kid who's full name was Nells Nellso Nelson
Edited, Sat Dec 10 01:16:43 2005 by NixNot
I knew a guy named Richard Smoker.
Had a Chinese woman for a nieghbor called "Phang Wang." I made it a point to avoid her.
trickybeck wrote:
There are two players in pro baseball right now named Milton Bradley and Coco Crisp.
Then, there's Ethan ***** and Albert Pujols. Depending on their positions and the play being made, you could conceivably come up with the line "***** slides into Pujols!"
Anyways, there were two kids I went to elementary school with, brother and sister, their names were Randy and Candee Kane.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I knew a guy in high school named Justin, his last name was Herr (pronounced her not hair) I told him he should change his middle name to Side. The amazing thing is that his parents swear up and down that the associated humor had never even crossed their minds.
Justin Side Herr . . . cracks me up every time
Justin Side Herr . . . cracks me up every time
Harry Ktestes. I saw it on paperwork so can't vouch for the preferred pronounciation. We liked to believe the K was silent.
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Richard Carrier...
since childhood, his nickname has been Jockstrap.
since childhood, his nickname has been Jockstrap.
I went to school with a Holly Christmas. And I had a friend in school named Trish Hunt. Her younger brother was Michael. Poor guy...
I knew a guy in HS named Kevin Caubaugh, "Pronounced: CowBall"
and a name that rhymes is good too.. like "Lee McGee" ect..
we used to look in the phonebook for such names as "Harry Butts" and so on too.
and a name that rhymes is good too.. like "Lee McGee" ect..
we used to look in the phonebook for such names as "Harry Butts" and so on too.
Hugh G. Rection
Say it out loud.
Say it out loud.
Went to school with two guys named Justin and Scott *****. Yes, *****. As in the derogatory term for a homosexual. I'm sure you can imagine the comments made in the hallways.
I always thought haveing a last name like would be bad enough. Then, I met their uncle, Audley. (pronouced "Oddly")
I always thought haveing a last name like would be bad enough. Then, I met their uncle, Audley. (pronouced "Oddly")
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