So what's some funny names that you have seen throughout your lives. Real names too, not any made up ones like Amanda Hugenkiss.
Precious Head
Crystal Shanda Lier
Just about any Anita, as long as it has something in everyday life at the end.
Ok i'm bored and it was something i was talking about earlier tonight with some friends.
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Sha-naye-naye
That is hands down the silliest name.
That is hands down the silliest name.
Long ago, I worked at a video store, where one of our customers was named Jim Bigmeat. He was native american, but still..
The worst I saw wasn't really so bad but it COULD have been. Her maiden name was Cumming, and she married a man with the last name Harder. I was hoping she would hyphenate, but she didn't.
I always feel bad for women with the last name "*****" or "Hoar".
Nexa
I always feel bad for women with the last name "*****" or "Hoar".
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I have a friend on my ship called Tom Round... which in itse;f leads to many nicknames but when you consider his job title is "Writer Round" is just provides endless fun. 
when i was on HMS Sheffield we have a Chef called Susan Field, or "Chef Field" that got a few giggles too.
Whats wrong with Anita? my wife is called Anita!!
i need ta go give her a hug, after you hurt her feelings..
when i was on HMS Sheffield we have a Chef called Susan Field, or "Chef Field" that got a few giggles too.
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Just about any Anita, as long as it has something in everyday life at the end.
i need ta go give her a hug, after you hurt her feelings..
Mystic Funk - seriously! Birth name too.
Latrina
Arthur Merlin Pendragon [lastname] .. forgotten what his actual last name was by now
Arthur Merlin Pendragon [lastname] .. forgotten what his actual last name was by now
Do what now?
my dental hygenist's name is gidget.
tarv wrote:
Whats wrong with Anita? my wife is called Anita!!
I didn't mean to offend anyone. But come on think about it Anita Head, or I need Anita Bigmeat. It's just an easy name to make fun of when you can turn in into some many things.
Chearie Chaers. Pronounced Cherry Chairs.
There are two players in pro baseball right now named Milton Bradley and Coco Crisp.
I used to date a guy with the last name "Last."
What's that race car driver's name? **** Trickle or something like that? If your last name is Trickle, and your name is Richard, why on earth wouldn't you go by Rick or Rich or something instead of ****?
There is a local gas station here named "Swett's" and the owner goes by **** as well. *sigh*
Nexa
Stupid swear filter!
Edited, Fri Dec 9 10:44:57 2005 by Nexa
Edited, Fri Dec 9 10:45:39 2005 by Nexa
There is a local gas station here named "Swett's" and the owner goes by **** as well. *sigh*
Nexa
Stupid swear filter!
Edited, Fri Dec 9 10:44:57 2005 by Nexa
Edited, Fri Dec 9 10:45:39 2005 by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Harry Weiner. And no, it was not Harold, it was Harry. He was a kid my age and our parents were friends.
Nexa wrote:
What's that race car driver's name? Di[/i]ck Trickle or something like that? If your last name is Trickle, and your name is Richard, why on earth wouldn't you go by Rick or Rich or something instead of Di[i]ck?
There is a local gas station here named "Swett's" and the owner goes by Di[i][/i]ck as well. *sigh*
Nexa
Stupid swear filter!
There is a local gas station here named "Swett's" and the owner goes by Di[i][/i]ck as well. *sigh*
Nexa
Stupid swear filter!
There ya go. The S.O.'s mother's boyfriend is one of those, as well. I can't bring myself to call him anything other than Richard.
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tarv wrote:
Whats wrong with Anita? my wife is called Anita!!
I didn't mean to offend anyone. But come on think about it Anita Head, or I need Anita Bigmeat. It's just an easy name to make fun of when you can turn in into some many things.
Whats wrong with Anita? my wife is called Anita!!
I didn't mean to offend anyone. But come on think about it Anita Head, or I need Anita Bigmeat. It's just an easy name to make fun of when you can turn in into some many things.
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I need ta go give her a hug, after you hurt her feelings..
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Harry Weiner. And no, it was not Harold, it was Harry. He was a kid my age and our parents were friends.
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Damn hippies!
Middle aged woman named Kandi Barr ...
Imagine that being paged over an intercom, humor insued.
MentalFrog wrote:
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Harry Weiner. And no, it was not Harold, it was Harry. He was a kid my age and our parents were friends.
Actually they were Jewish, and by custom you are supposed to name your child after a recent dead relative. Of course, someone died while the woman was pregnant by the name of Harry. From what I've been told later on, she didnt want to do it, but the traditions of her family are very strong so she sucked it up and did it. Still, I think that as a mother you would not ever want to put your child through so much emotional suffering over a tradition, but that could be just me
Your parents friends had a harry weiner. They're hippies!
tarv wrote:
10 out of 10 for missing the joke on the next line...
I need to wake up before I start to post in the mornings.
damn you tarv! why do you have to be so sneaky?
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Of course, someone died while the woman was pregnant by the name of Harry. From what I've been told later on, she didnt want to do it, but the traditions of her family are very strong so she sucked it up and did it.
It's all in the phrasing, really.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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damn you tarv! why do you have to be so sneaky?
Samira wrote:
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Of course, someone died while the woman was pregnant by the name of Harry. From what I've been told later on, she didnt want to do it, but the traditions of her family are very strong so she sucked it up and did it.
It's all in the phrasing, really.
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